Tan Mom Wants To Do Porn! Here Are Some Titles For Her
In case you missed it (or blocked it out), TMZ unearthed a letter that the infamous Tan Mom--a/k/a Patricia Krentcil--sent to a porn company, saying she's not only hot, she's hot to trot in an adult film, at least if a very big paycheck is dangled like a tube of Coppertone.
They replied with some excessive nastiness, but if T.M. manages to find another company to bite, not only will the lube budget be rather low--the woman comes pre-shined--but the potential titles are a riot.
The Dark Side of Mooning
Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me
Hotter Than Hell
Brown and Serve Slut
Tan and a Half