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Blind Item Comedy Payola Shocker: Graft Isn't Funny

By Michael Musto, Monday, Jan. 14 2008 @ 9:00AM
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Categories: PR
Jesus would donate to the AIDS charity

For six whole weeks, a local comedy group has sent me (and I presume other press people) a getting-to-know-you gift every single day in hopes of grubbing some media notice. I'm talking 30 freakin' gifts! That's more than Christina Crawford had to give to children less privileged than herself every Christmas! As a result, my trash pail is now filled with mints, a tie, lube, headache pills, Vaseline, and a "What would Jesus do?" keychain, though I did keep the box of chocolates, belch. Well, if anyone from the group happens to be reading this instead of scouring the shelves at Walgreens, why don't you guys stop throwing money away and instead send $100 to a known AIDS charity and prove to me that you actually did? If so, I will finally give you the mention you so crave, and though it won't necessarily be a nice one and it will only be in the blog, not in the paper, you'll still be wetting your knickers over it.

If you're NOT reading this, fuck you, nyah nyah.

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YCKTR says:

Seriously - It's shameful how some people have cobbled together an entire career...nyet..an entire industry based on their INTENTION to "fight AIDS." The reality is at the end of the day all they've really done is handed out some t-shirts and few condoms. Oh yeah, problem solved. The best best best worst part is that usually the logo and design work for their initiatives is terrible - ensuring that NO ONE will actually wear the t-shirt and spread their weak-ass message anyway. The cheap fucks won't even shell out some of that donated money to create an attractive promotion.

I bet their programs just SING on paper though...gotta get that grant money...hustle hustle shuck shuck.

YCKTR

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 14 2008 @ 4:43PM
robkid says:

Like Jesus didn't give out trinkets to get publicity. Right.

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 14 2008 @ 5:13PM
Girl at the bar says:

Make mine a double would you,and top shelf only this time.

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 14 2008 @ 9:56PM
scottinhawaii says:

Like MM has paid for a drink in the last 100 years she's been working for the Voice. She's already been bought and sold a million times.

And she wears makeup. I saw her put it on in full view in a club before introducing a drag awards show.

Posted On: Wednesday, Jan. 16 2008 @ 3:32AM
LF says:

Jesus would have kept the key chain! And I can't imagine why anyone would discard decent mints, lube, or headache pills. These all seem like well thought out, applicable gifts to me!

Posted On: Thursday, Feb. 21 2008 @ 2:12PM
Morgan Rusko says:

I want you to know, your piece goes to the essence of the topic. Your clarity leaves me wanting to know more. I am going to immediately grab your feed to keep up to date with your blog. Saying thanks is simply my little way of saying bravo for a fantastic resource. Take On my dearest wishes for your next post.

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 18 2010 @ 11:45AM

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