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Taxicab Confession: Sir Lance-a-Lot Resurfaces

Posted by Michael Musto at 12:00 PM, January 29, 2008

photo by Elena Dahl

Don't set foot in a cab, people! In many of them, the little promo screen will show Lance Bass's ex boy toy, Pedro Andrade, telling you which local pubs are worth checking out (though somehow he leaves out Beige, Chi-Chiz, and the Vault.) "He comes off like he's trying to sound straight," a friend informs me, having experienced this advertorial assault firsthand. Hmm, if Pedro's suddenly "straight acting," I know another pop star who'd probably like him—Clay Aiken! (And I bet Clay would also like Beige, Chi-Chiz, and the Vault.)

Update: On a side note, reliable sources swear Lance is a top! That would make Pedro and Reichen. . . versatile?

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The Vault has reopened? WHere, sweet Jesus, where?

Posted by: tanya guy at January 29, 2008 2:31 PM

Sweet Jesus. Reichen a bottom. My heart stopped. I should have guessed it, but I (sas to admit) had not even contemplated it previously. Thank you Mr. Musto for this delicious bit of gossip!

Posted by: Bixter at January 29, 2008 3:12 PM

P.S. - that is Debbie Gibson in the photo right? Is it Pre or Post the switch to Deborah?

Posted by: Bixter at January 29, 2008 3:13 PM

I heard someone mention the Vault recently as if they were going and I thought the same thing, "Where, sweet Jesus, where?" But I mainly used it as a joke, not certain if it is indeed back (but praying it is. If smoking in a club is illegal, then just use my hand as an ashtray.)

Posted by: musto at January 29, 2008 4:06 PM

Bixter: It is most certainly post Deborah Gibson. I once thought she was satan but now like her as a theater professional.

Posted by: musto at January 29, 2008 11:09 PM

Weren't you paying attention? Clay doesn't go to bars or clubs.

Posted by: Dave at January 30, 2008 7:52 AM

"I get lost, in your eyes."

Love when Weiner Dog plays this Debbie song and she with Ralphie in the playhouse that must be torn down in "Welcome to the Dollhouse." "Ralphie, I can't be your girlfriend... I'm in love with someone. You don't know him, he's a Senior!!"

Posted by: barkley dog at January 30, 2008 11:53 AM

Please! Reichen has been plowed more than all the cornfields in Kansas! And is definitely, "as trite and as gay as a daisy in May."

Though a better song reference for his endless procession of tops—Chip, Charlie, Louis, Lance, Ryan, Next—would be "Chain of Fools."

This just in: "Richard aka Reichen Lehmkuhl aka Burke is being considered for a part in the next James Bond movie in which he will do what he does best—take off his clothes. The tentative title is, 'Golddigger'."

Posted by: Leland Frances at January 30, 2008 4:12 PM

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