My third favorite Spice Girl, Victoria Beckham took the stage at Hiro Ballroom's weekly gay bash last night to further her omnipresence while wrapping up the lunatic surrealness of Fashion Week. "I have never seen so many sexy men in one place," she gushed to the crowd, I guess never having been to hubby's locker room. "Thank you for supporting my entire career! I think I am a gay man in a woman's body—a very THIN woman, by the way. Have a lot to drink and dance. You are all totally major!" The gays cheered as if having witnessed a visitation from Mount Sinai, but one drunk barreled up to me to belch, "Tell her to go and get her fucking husband here!"