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The Blind Leading the Fabulous: Five Free Items for You

By Michael Musto, Tuesday, Feb. 19 2008 @ 9:38AM
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Categories: celebs

Y'all have been so sweet to read my blog that I'd like to take you out for fluffernutter sandwiches with special sauce, but instead I'll just give you an exclusive VIP peak at some of the blind items that will be populating my shockingly delicious column tomorrow. You and only you will get a glance at a handful of these salaciously repugnant tidbits so you'll have an extra day to skank around the highway (the information one, that is) and try to scare up the answers. K?

And so: Who once generously gave a gentleman something during a charity event for an organization in his late mother's name? (What he gave, actually, was a blowjob in the bathroom. Ma would have been so proud.) Which young Broadway leading lady has for several years fallen in love with every guy who plays opposite her, even though—or maybe because—it's always a gay? Which reality star can be seen being fisted by an admirer in a kooky video that's making the underground rounds? Should we give him a hand? Which beloved Broadway diva was supposedly the girlfriend of grand dame Judith Anderson all those diva years ago? What comic in his 60s concerned onlookers when his speech at a roast last year was punctuated with loud snorts and grandiose nose wiping? Wouldn't I be crazy to give away any more just now?

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divette88 says:

They're all Glenn Close!

Posted On: Tuesday, Feb. 19 2008 @ 10:33AM
Laverne DeShirley says:

A reality star getting fisted? I'm scandalized? I hope the video is a pilot for a new series, "Celebrity Fist-Off." Since most of the reality stars act like assholes, shouldn't we see those assholes being penetrated by large objects like eggplants, rolled-up yoga mats, and a crate of Bratz dolls. And wasn't Dame Judith one of those aggressive diva dykes who was licking everyone's honey pot at one point or another? Where's THAT video, I'd like to know?

Posted On: Tuesday, Feb. 19 2008 @ 10:49AM
Anonymous says:

Yes, I'm sure the Dame Judith fisting video is making the rounds as we speak.

Posted On: Tuesday, Feb. 19 2008 @ 11:34AM
MustoFan says:

OH MY GOSH. Too too delicious Musto!
I have GOT to know who the reality star is - I have GOT to know...

I have one for you...what young hot semi-closeted star of a new "deadly" tv show is going out with another very young hot very closeted b'way star from a young hot edgy pop rock show??? It's not love yet, their agent just set them up on a date.

Any quesses?

Posted On: Tuesday, Feb. 19 2008 @ 12:22PM
camambert says:

Most reality stars get fisted on the reality shows, so why would a video be a scandal?

Posted On: Tuesday, Feb. 19 2008 @ 12:24PM
Anonymous says:

I can't get the "deadly" tv show because I don't want tv except for Golden Girls and cable news, but the pop rock show is obviously Spring Awakening. Now which star from that? Well, it can't be the annoying guy who won the Tony, so it must be the sweet guy who's the lead.

Posted On: Tuesday, Feb. 19 2008 @ 12:32PM
Laverne DeShirley says:

I saw the "Judith Anderson Gets Fisted" video recently and it was pretty grotesque. She clearly wasn't into it. But it wasn't as terrifying as the more recent "Clay Aiken's Fists Of Fury," which involved more Crisco than it would take to fry five dozen chickens. Clay didn't flinch when that war vet stuck his prosthetic leg up...oh never mind, it gave me nightmares for several days.

Posted On: Tuesday, Feb. 19 2008 @ 3:09PM
Laverne DeShirley says:

Since I don't watch TV (except for an occasional episode of that Janice Dickerson series), I'm clueless. What's the "deadly" TV show?

Posted On: Tuesday, Feb. 19 2008 @ 3:23PM
JohnyStarr says:

I think the reality "star" is Project Runway's Jack Mackenroth.

Could the 'deadly' TV show be Pushing Daisies?

Posted On: Wednesday, Feb. 20 2008 @ 12:41AM
MustoFan says:

OH MY GOSH - is it Jack from Project Runway...I want to see it.

Posted On: Wednesday, Feb. 20 2008 @ 8:08AM
e.g. daily fangeek says:

Reality & porn stars aren't worth spilling ink over.

Posted On: Wednesday, Feb. 20 2008 @ 10:50AM
CountessKarma says:

Oh... Pushing Daisies. I thought it would have been Reaper or something, PD didn't even come to mind...

Posted On: Saturday, Feb. 23 2008 @ 8:01AM
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Posted On: Wednesday, Dec. 24 2008 @ 5:22PM

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