I love her and wasn't Javier Bardem hot?

Posted by: Liz at February 25, 2008 8:21 AM

Yeah, Javier looked super hot. I wonder if he's had anything done or if he just grew into his looks.

Posted by: musto at February 25, 2008 9:34 AM

Jessica Alba looked amazing, but the hottie of the night was Marion Cotillard, who's got read class and star quality. Johnny Depp looked weird. Helen Mirren looked swell.

Posted by: frenchie hathaway at February 25, 2008 9:37 AM

According to the British press, kooky Tilda is living in a menage-a-trois situation. She has "a paramour, 29," and "a partner, 67." Love her!

Posted by: musto at February 25, 2008 9:57 AM

Michael dahling, I thought last night's show was a giant bore. But i was excited to read about Tilda living in a menage scenario. I was wondering if either the "paramour" or the "partner" is a woman? Or is Tilda getting goosed in her gander two ways? I'm getting all hot and tingly just thinking about it.

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at February 25, 2008 10:21 AM

Both the paramour and the partner are men, but I love her anyway!

Posted by: musto at February 25, 2008 10:56 AM

I was watching the show last night and my partner said "Tilda Swinton looks like David Bowie!"

I died laughing.

Posted by: MustoFan at February 25, 2008 11:53 AM

Love her? I'm violently jealous of her! I always wanted to be in the middle of a sex sandwich between two handsome men. It never happened. But there WAS that wild night with Hattie McDaniels and Marjorie Main. I should have left that in my memoirs.

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at February 25, 2008 12:11 PM

Totally Bowie She was Ziggy Stardust (as I'm writing in da column) with a hint of Diamond Dogs. She's even more of a man than Marion Cotillard. Love 'em both!

PS: Tallu, what was Hattie like in bed?

Posted by: musto at February 25, 2008 12:42 PM

Michael:
Hattie was a lady in bed. Not unlike my ex-husband John Emery. For the record, I did NOT have sex with Joan Crawford -- I preferred my female lovers to be human. Even George Raft, after he nearly killed me with a whopping case of gonorrhea, had the decency to send flowers.

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at February 25, 2008 3:32 PM

So Tilda has two lovers. a one-armed dress, and no Oscar.

Posted by: at February 26, 2008 1:58 AM

The agent pursuaded Tildy to keep said Oscar and last nite on TMZ they had a feature on her, signing autographs (how Hollywood and NOT her!) and letting fans hold Oscar and pose for pics with it. She's not as rude and weird as I thought, after watching the footage I liked her again. "And get a good night's rest, I may want you to fuck me again in the morning" is Tilda's best line to Leo DiCaprio in "The Beach".

Posted by: marcia wallace's dogwalker at February 26, 2008 10:05 AM