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Uncovered! The Manhattan Phonebook's Gayest Page!

Posted by Michael Musto at 9:00 AM, February 15, 2008

While skimming through the white pages looking for Chinese takeout, a friend of mine happened upon page 459, topped with this eye-popping heading. Could you just gag? This has to be an in joke snuck in there by those kooky, all-inclusive Verizon folks—or just maybe it's the page I'M on! Better than Fat-Fag! (Or Large-Lez). In any case, it's definitely that book's gayest page--including the one with Ikea.

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Now I know what to do with all those unclaimed phonebooks in my lobby... Page 459, this years Christmas cards for free!

-Bradford

Posted by: Bradford Noble at February 15, 2008 11:40 AM

If you look more closely under Fag, Big - you get my home phone #.

Posted by: Tim at February 15, 2008 11:40 AM

You’re hilarious Tim! Or should I say “Big Fag”? Ha-ha-ha! Good one! You really hit the nail on the head there! Ha-ha-ha! I didn’t even need anyone to explain that to me- it was so obvious! You’re REALLY funny, man! Ha-ha-ha!

Posted by: Giovanni at February 15, 2008 1:49 PM

Oh Giovanni, you really do need someone to explain something to you. Just don't expect me to.

Posted by: Tim at February 15, 2008 4:58 PM

You're hilariouser, Giovanni! Pointing out an obviously obvious joke! You're even more REALLY funny! Thank you for your important comments!!

Posted by: kollwird at February 15, 2008 8:03 PM

People still use phone books?

Posted by: Michael at February 15, 2008 8:51 PM

Why is there a phone book?I guess it's for the same people using pay phones.

Posted by: Tootie at February 18, 2008 9:53 PM

That's pretty funny!

Posted by: nan at February 29, 2008 2:41 AM

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