Welcome to blogs.villagevoice.com
Blogs
  • News
    • » News Home
    • » Daily News
    • » Runnin' Scared - News Blog
    • » Tom Robbins
    • » Wayne Barrett
  • Music
    • » Music Home
    • » Top Picks
    • » Find a Bar or Club
    • » Pazz & Jop
    • » Down in Front
    • » Sound of the City
    • » Siren
    • » Submit an Event
    • » Jukebox
    • » Join Music Newsletter
    • » Entertainment Ads
  • Calendar
    • » Calendar Home
    • » Top Picks
    • » Comedy Events
    • » Submit an Event
    • » Entertainment Ads
  • Restaurants
    • » Restaurants Home
    • » Restaurant Guide
    • » Restaurant Reviews
    • » Sietsema's Counter Culture
    • » Find a Bar or Club
    • » Fork in the Road (column)
    • » Fork in the Road (blog)
    • » Sponsored Online Menus
    • » Choice Eats Tasting Event
    • » Join Dining Newsletter
    • » Restaurant Ads
    • » Happy Hours App
  •  
  • Arts
    • » Arts Home
    • » Calendar
    • » Books
    • » Theater
    • » Art
    • » Dance
    • » Obies Theater Awards
  • Films
    • » Films Home
    • » Now Showing
    • » Movie Showtimes
    • » Reviews
    • » Join NY Film Club
    • » Movie Ads
  • The Ads
    • Ad Index
    • Flip Book
    • Media Kit
    • » Fitness Health & Beauty Guide
    • » Sponsored Online Menus
  • Classifieds
    • Free Online Classifieds
    • Real Estate For Rent
    • Sexy Black Book
    • Virtual Career Fair
    • Personals
    • Real Estate for Sale
    • Place an Ad (print)
  • Blogs
    • » Runnin' Scared
    • » Sound of the City
    • » La Daily Musto
    • » Fork in the Road (blog)
    • » All City
  • Columns
    • » La Dolce Musto
    • » Tom Robbins
    • » Sex
    • » Horoscope
  • Best Of
    • » Arts & Entertainment
    • » Bars & Clubs
    • » Food & Drink
    • » People & Places
    • » Shopping & Services
    • » Sports & Recreation
    • » Best of Ads
  • Bars/Clubs
    • » Bars/Clubs Home
    • » Gay Bars & Clubs
    • » Bars/Club Ads
    • » Happy Hours App
  • Archives
    • Advanced Archive Search
    • Locations Map
    • Event Search
  • Reader Recommendations
  • Promotions
    • Street Team
    • Join The Street Team
    • Contests & Promotions
    • Text Alerts
    • Buy Village Voice Merchandise
    • Supplements Archive
  • Site Map

Top

blog

Stories

  • Twitter

    Why People Twitter

    By Michael Musto

    1
  • Featured

    Hollywood is Up To Its Old Recycling Tricks Agai...

    By Michael Musto

    2
  • Sex

    Jessica Simpson To Make Babies With Gay Hairdres...

    By Michael Musto

    3
  • Featured

    Constance the Prom Lesbian Is Making Big Waves!

    By Michael Musto

    4
  • naked

    Marc Jacobs' Luscious Husband Naked!

    By Michael Musto

    5
  • Musto on Musto

    The Truth About My Crappy Looking Bicycle!

    By Michael Musto

    6
  • goodbyes

    RIP, Corey Haim

    By Michael Musto

    7
  • Crazies

    Drunken Gay Senator To Hold Anti-Gay Rally

    By Michael Musto

    8
  • Oscars

    My Final Oscar Predix, For Those Who Care

    By Michael Musto

    9
  • Featured

    More Photos From My Party!

    By Michael Musto

    10
  • celebs

    Morgan Freeman=Nobility

    By Michael Musto

    11
  • Best Of

    Most Obnoxious Phrases, 2010 Edition

    By Michael Musto

    12
  • Oscars

    The Worst Oscar Speeches

    By Michael Musto

    13
  • Musto on Musto

    All This Snow Has Me Feeling S.A.D.

    By Michael Musto

    14
  • Featured

    I'm Really on Facebook!

    By Michael Musto

    15
 

Uncovered! The Manhattan Phonebook's Gayest Page!

By Michael Musto, Friday, Feb. 15 2008 @ 9:00AM
Comments (9)

While skimming through the white pages looking for Chinese takeout, a friend of mine happened upon page 459, topped with this eye-popping heading. Could you just gag? This has to be an in joke snuck in there by those kooky, all-inclusive Verizon folks—or just maybe it's the page I'M on! Better than Fat-Fag! (Or Large-Lez). In any case, it's definitely that book's gayest page--including the one with Ikea.

Comments (9) Write Comment
Share

Comments (9)

Bradford Noble says:

Now I know what to do with all those unclaimed phonebooks in my lobby... Page 459, this years Christmas cards for free!

-Bradford

Posted On: Friday, Feb. 15 2008 @ 11:40AM
Tim says:

If you look more closely under Fag, Big - you get my home phone #.

Posted On: Friday, Feb. 15 2008 @ 11:40AM
Giovanni says:

You’re hilarious Tim! Or should I say “Big Fag”? Ha-ha-ha! Good one! You really hit the nail on the head there! Ha-ha-ha! I didn’t even need anyone to explain that to me- it was so obvious! You’re REALLY funny, man! Ha-ha-ha!

Posted On: Friday, Feb. 15 2008 @ 1:49PM
Tim says:

Oh Giovanni, you really do need someone to explain something to you. Just don't expect me to.

Posted On: Friday, Feb. 15 2008 @ 4:58PM
kollwird says:

You're hilariouser, Giovanni! Pointing out an obviously obvious joke! You're even more REALLY funny! Thank you for your important comments!!

Posted On: Friday, Feb. 15 2008 @ 8:03PM
Michael says:

People still use phone books?

Posted On: Friday, Feb. 15 2008 @ 8:51PM
Tootie says:

Why is there a phone book?I guess it's for the same people using pay phones.

Posted On: Monday, Feb. 18 2008 @ 9:53PM
nan says:

That's pretty funny!

Posted On: Friday, Feb. 29 2008 @ 2:41AM
ariana says:

your so ignorant

Posted On: Monday, Dec. 1 2008 @ 3:31PM

Write Comment


Comments may not show up immediately after submission. Please wait a minute after posting a comment for it to appear.

All reader comments are subject to our Terms of Use. By clicking "Post," you acknowledge that you have reviewed and agree to these Terms.

Tools

Search La Daily Musto


Follow

Email tips to tips@villagevoice.com

SlideShows»

  • SXSW: Village Voice Media Showdown with the XX, Superchunk & more
  • Smell the Glove Party
  • Driven by Boredom's 9 Year Anniversary Party (NSFW)
  • More Slideshows >>

Most …

  • My Heart Goes Out To Sandra Bullock
  • Bebe Neuwirth Irked at Nathan Lane! Dame Edna Probably Not Thrilled With Michael Feinstein!
  • Who'll Star in Tim Burton's Addams Family Movie?
  • What's Your Favorite Drag Movie?
  • Why People Twitter
  • More Recent Entries...
  • Make Way For Vanity Society (28)
  • Why People Twitter (25)
  • Is Kelsey Grammer The Right Person For La Cage? (22)
  • What's Your Favorite Drag Movie? (19)
  • My Heart Goes Out To Sandra Bullock (18)
  • Constance the Prom Lesbian Is Making Big Waves! What Next?
  • Marc Jacobs' Luscious Husband Naked In Butt Magazine!
  • Richard Gere Finally Addresses Gerbil Rumor--And Changes It!
  • Is Black Dick Really Better?
  • Gay Catholic Ex-Stripper Awaits Birth of Twins Carried by Husband's Sister

VVM on Digg

  • 2
    diggs
    Medical marijuana advocate Jessica Corry extends an olive br
  • 3
    diggs
    Washington DC protesters are crazy radicals
  • 1
    diggs
    No More Mr. Brown Eye: Accessorize Your Pet's Butt... So Gro
  • 139
    diggs
    Wikipedia now on the menu at Chinese restaurants - WTF?
  • 3
    diggs
    Woman Didn't Want Her Dogs Anymore. So She Set Them on Fire
  • 13
    diggs
    "Space Beer" - In Space, No One Can Hear You Barf
  • 134
    diggs
    Texas Oil Companies Fight CA Law to Combat Global Warming
  • 229
    diggs
    (PICS) Burlesqueland: Disney-themed Burlesque Show
  • 152
    diggs
    21 Examples of Contemporary Billboard Art (PICS)
  • 331
    diggs
    Old Man Charged With Hate Crime for Grabbing Woman's Butt
  • 165
    diggs
    Firefighter Can't Extinguish Flame of Passion - In His Pants
  • 390
    diggs
    Sign This is Going to Be a Long Day (Pic)
  • 240
    diggs
    Malnourished Easter Bunnies Seized
  • 398
    diggs
    Man arrested for peeing on 7 Hispanic girls
  • 399
    diggs
    The 10 Best Stories in the Star Wars Expanded Universe
  • 355
    diggs
    Cheech and Chong: 5 surprising facts
  • 8776
    diggs
    Legalization of Marijuana Bill in California
  • 5801
    diggs
    Guess Who is Facing 21 Years in Prison?
  • 5051
    diggs
    Guys Dates Several Prostitutes. No Sex. Just Regular Dates.
  • 4605
    diggs
    Get Up, Stand Up: Ammiano Introduces Marijuana Legalization
  • 3753
    diggs
    Denver Airports Controversial 32 FT Zombie Mustang Sculpture
  • 3746
    diggs
    Guy Dumps His Cheating Girlfriend Live on Radio (Audio)
  • 2720
    diggs
    Meet Scientology's Worst Enemy
  • 2695
    diggs
    Decision Tree: Should I Buy an iPad? (PIC)
  • 2631
    diggs
    The best (PIC) of Colin Powell you'll see today.
  • 2589
    diggs
    Police Get The Wrong House In Galveston, Assault 12-Year old

Links

Links

  • La Dolce Musto: the column
About Us | Work for Village Voice | Esubscribe | Free Classifieds | Advertising | Privacy Policy | Problem With the Site? | RSS | Site Map
©2010 Village Voice, LLC. All rights reserved.