I'm a big star in Austin, Texas, and it's all thanks to a gorgeous thing called bisexuality! See, a documentary I'm in called Bi The Way—executive produced by Arianna's ex, Michael Huffington, and directed by Brittany Blockman and Josephine Decker—is playing at the SXSW 2008 Film Festival in Austin, and it's gonna make me a big star. According to the release, it's "a documentary on bisexuality and the 'whatever generation' featuring Dan Savage, Michael Musto, Jonathan Caouette, and 100 other people from across the U.S. and across the sexual spectrum." The premiere screening is Saturday, March 8th at 9PM, and Blockman tells me they're planning to have 100 girls making out outside, but she's not sure why. I'd be there—but I'm furious that Savage got better billing than me! And besides, I'll be busy fucking a GUY.
Posted by: alan cumstain at March 7, 2008 10:24 AM
Isn't Michael Huffington a gay? Is he now billing him self as bi because he used to be in the closet and married to Arianna?
Posted by: frances bavier's granddaughter at March 7, 2008 12:25 PM
Huff puffs for glbt rights but you know she'd still be in the closet if she'd won that squeaker out in CA. And just like Miss Hoover (Mafia: You let us take over America, we'll turn a blind eye to your cocktail dress. Hoover: OK) Huff'd probably be voting nay on every gay-friendly legislation. So, Mister Musto, you'll in a cocktail dress...eh?
Posted by: Jonster at March 7, 2008 12:30 PM
Michael Huffington is Bi-Sexual only because he used to let Arianna stick a dildo up his ass as "foreplay." Now I understand he prefers a warm hard cock, preferably unclad. As for Miss Hoover, Jon dahling, he borrowed several of my frocks for a few "Coquette Balls" in the 1930s. He wasn't an attractive girl, but Clyde Tolson was usually so drunk, it didn't matter.
Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at March 7, 2008 3:56 PM
I am NOT gay, damn it. Sometimes J. Edgar got me plastered and I blacked out and God only knows what happened. But I'm no more gay than real men like Tyrone Power, Liberace and Rock Hudson. And Musto, of course.
Posted by: Clyde Tolson at March 7, 2008 4:35 PM
The list grows: 1. Clay Aiken 2., Dan Savage,...
Posted by: Bindi the jungle GURL at March 10, 2008 8:24 AM
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