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Facts of Life Star Goes Lesbo!

Posted by Michael Musto at 3:00 PM, March 31, 2008


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Mindy Cohn—my second favorite lady from The Facts of Life—is a total lesbian! In a new movie! In the romantic comedy Sex and Death 101 (opening Friday), Mindy is fairly cute as a sapphic employee of bedraggled Simon Baker. Does she munch carpet? Put bowls of poptpourri on wooden tables? Watch The L Word and cry? No, but trust me, she is a lesbian, even if only because they say so. By the way, lest you lose any sleep wondering, my favorite was Tootie, my third favorite was Jo, and my least favorite was Blair. Any arguments?

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Dear, Dear Michael,
you're going to be "Hotsauced" by Blair for not choosing her as your favorite!
In case you didn't know, pious Lisa Whelchel disciplines her children by putting hot sauce like Tabasco on their tongues and makes them endure the discomfort as punishment for disobedience. Can't you see it becomig a trend among S&M food fetishists? Ooh, take the good, take the very bad take them both and meet me at The Eagle with a bottle of Trappey's!

PS - Jo will kick ANYBODY'S ass - Mo Green's her father!

Posted by: Tim at March 31, 2008 3:13 PM

Mindy looks totally ready to star in "Loud & Queer: The Lea DeLaria Story."

Posted by: Spike at March 31, 2008 3:18 PM

That awful actress who played Blair! She was supposed to be a spoiled rich girl, but that chubby-faced actress positively radiated lower middle class and she had thick ankles, like a Russian peasant.

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at March 31, 2008 4:09 PM

Blair was really rude to me in South Coast Plaza mall in Costa Mesa when I was like 13. I've hated her ever since.

Posted by: Jeff at March 31, 2008 4:26 PM

Mindy's a muff muncher? I'm not surprised at all.

I wonder how wet she was when making those late night fridge raids with Mrs. Garrett!! Remember? It was just those two in sexy nightgowns, big ass to big ass pawing at the leftovers together.

Then Jo would walk in, sniff a couple of times and then run out. Can't say I blame her now :-)

Posted by: Michaels Kuntry Kuzzin at April 1, 2008 1:44 AM

Always hated this show and its cast particularly this untalented, fat cow.

Posted by: e.j. tweaker at April 1, 2008 10:44 AM

Edna's Edibles, indeed ...

Posted by: Ron Mwangaguhunga at April 1, 2008 2:16 PM

Mindy Cohn looks good in that picture and Blair is a total nut job. I use to love when she would update her blog. Her husband was always M.I.A. and had total gay face. Her son was a hottie who wanted nothing to do with Mom's crazy "Christian" values. That kid was such a sinner waiting to happen. Suddenly Lisa(AKA Blair) quit updating her blog.

Posted by: Liz at April 1, 2008 7:25 PM

I loved Blair! She was my favourite. I could care less about her real life. As a character she was wonderful ... and Marj Dusay as her mother?! Classic!

Posted by: Julio at April 2, 2008 4:49 PM

I wish Nancy McKeon would play a lesbian in a movie or TV show. That would be hawt. Natalie was cool, Tootie was whiny and annoying, and Blair was a stupid bitch who totally wanted to fuck Jo.

Posted by: at July 15, 2008 6:05 PM

Mindy always had great lines and great delivery, but so did all of the girls. I love that Mindy does Thelma's voice on Scooby Doo, but I want to see her in more things because she's such a natural. I'm so glad she has something new coming out.

I was always torn between Jo and Blair. They both could be annoying. Still, they had such chemistry as well as comic chemistry.

I loved the show, but you have to see the shoplifting episode: Blair makes fun of Jo's KFC dinner with her dad and Jo replies, "how'dja like a finger-licking trip to the moon!?"

Ooh ooh, yes please!!

Posted by: Robin at August 5, 2008 9:17 PM

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