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What My Butt Tattoo Says About My Wee-Wee

By Michael Musto, Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 8:00AM
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photo by Howard Huang

I was delighted with the shot used in this week's Voice of me laying on a bed naked as Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe, mainly because photographer Howard Huang flooded my buttocks with light and made them look as supple and luminescent as a baby sow's bottom. I was also delighted with the tattoo that had been magically applied to my delectable derriere. I had suggested we go with "Merrick, Long Island," "Teenage Drama Queen," or "Wilmer" with a line drawn through it, but instead the perfect tat was dreamed up—for me, mind you, not for Lindsay or Marilyn. It's "Fire Crotch"! My mama must be so proud. Any other ideas for what can be added to my bum? (And please be kind.)


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katers says:

Brilliant! How a bout a little one on the wrist that says "Snort"?

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 8:29AM
adorian says:

Any other ideas for what can be added to my bum?

How about a tollbooth?

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 9:36AM
musto says:

But I already have an ACTUAL tollboth there. I also have a meter left there by my last cab driver boyfriend.

Come people, ideas! Ideas!

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 10:12AM
Namo says:

"Pay As You Enter"?

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 10:21AM
Billy says:

Ample Parking, Day or Night

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 10:45AM
The Late Tallulah Bankhead says:

"No One Under 21 Admitted"?

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 10:51AM
Neely O'Hara says:


"Corine Cohen Was Here"

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 10:52AM
Musto's Ass says:


"Warning: Falling Boulders"

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 10:54AM
PShizzle says:

La BLOW-HAN!

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 11:40AM
Topper says:

Hot Weiners Wanted, Buns Provided

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 12:45PM
Trixie Blowhard says:


Insert Small Objects at Your Own Risk

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 2:33PM
Alexis Howell says:

Where's the Beef?????

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 2:39PM
Jonster says:

"Merrick, Long Island" I'm hysterical!!

Michael, you are absolutely svelte! LOOK at you!!!

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 4:24PM
pigeon says:

"men at work"

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 5:02PM
speck says:

EZ-PASS
This lane only

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 5:17PM
Ellen says:

U do know some guy called lohan a 'FireCrotch' about 2 years ago.....

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 6 2008 @ 7:46PM
Michael Fein says:

Here's two ideas for you Michael.

1. No U-turns.

2. Watch our for open pot holes.

Posted On: Friday, Mar. 7 2008 @ 12:29AM
Olan Artist says:

Oh Michael you are divine! I think "Jailbait" for some odd reason when I see that soft supple butt of yours - love Olan

Posted On: Friday, Mar. 7 2008 @ 1:34AM
BooBoo says:

Michael! You are teh skinny! All that bike riding! Come back to Chicago, please. Write another book just so you can read it here.

Posted On: Friday, Mar. 7 2008 @ 9:46AM
raftery says:

"merrick, long island"!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Posted On: Friday, Mar. 7 2008 @ 10:44AM
caoopie says:

i like them.

Posted On: Saturday, Mar. 8 2008 @ 6:36PM

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