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by Michael Musto | email: musto@villagevoice.com

YouTube Treasure of the Day: Carol Brady Goes S/M!

Posted by Michael Musto at 12:30 PM, March 28, 2008

The saying "Flo, she don't know" does NOT apply to Florence Henderson. The woman--a bonafide Broadway star before she became the stationary-haired mama of the Brady clan, complete with dripping Wessonality--Flo is actually a fun gal with a winning sense of self-mocking humor. Take this clip from a 2003 Kander and Ebb tribute I never knew about until searching for Flo on YouTube. Singing "When You're Good To Mama"--the corrupt prison matron's bawdy song from Chicago--to a bunch of dancers with Brady Bunch masks, Henderson strips down to a black leather dominatrix outfit and proceeds to kiss a female, grab men's crotches, and pretty much
leave Shirley Partridge behind in the dust. No wonder Greg Brady fell in love with her.

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Wow. I just got hard for Flo for the first time.

Posted by: zelly at March 28, 2008 12:49 PM

Plus, Shirley Partridge is a big ol' Republican. Yeccch.

Posted by: Spike at March 28, 2008 2:17 PM

I always suspected Flo Henderson had a kinky side. I KNEW Robert Reed had a kinky side. I saw him, several times, at a gay bar in West Hollywood picking up lithe young men from the provinces in their 20s (who were still star-struck by B-grade TV stars) by buying them a draft beer and leering, "How would you like to see Daddy Brady bouncing on your pogo stick?" Or something like that. It was sort of the same line that George Takei used, only Takei would buy the boys something classier, like a Mai Tai.

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at March 28, 2008 3:12 PM

Scandalicious

Posted by: Brent at March 28, 2008 5:47 PM

Honey, I'd like to do a little S&M action on Greg Brady. He has a HUGE dick. And he's very proud of it. Just ask any pretty girl who's done regional theater in the Midwest. Barry Williams is very proud of his plump pecker.
As for Flo, who gives a shit about her. Wasn't she doing denture commercials a few years ago?

Posted by: Trixie Blowhard at March 28, 2008 5:51 PM

I think she looks good, her surgery is fairly good.

Posted by: e.j. tweaker at March 31, 2008 11:35 AM

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