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by Michael Musto | email: musto@villagevoice.com

Dubya's Cum-Uppance: A Nucular Attack

Posted by Michael Musto at 1:07 PM, April 1, 2008

I just got an exciting email from a fan: "Hi Michael, thought you would appreciate this. It's done by a group called Artists for the Advancement of the United States of America. It seems to be someone shooting HUGE loads on Bush's face all to a Stevie Nicks song?" Well, I watched the short yet potent clip and I have a few questions: (1) How could someone actually orgasm while loooking at Bush's face? (2) Why on earth would you waste good cum? And: (3) Isn't that song by all of Fleetwood Mac rather than just Stevie Nicks?

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Yes, "Tell me sweet little lies" is by Fleetwood Mac. But agreed: Why waste good cum on that piece of shit?

Posted by: lulu at April 1, 2008 1:32 PM

Talk about weapons of mass destruction!

Posted by: parnell at April 1, 2008 2:01 PM

Cum on is that all the jiz they got! We have more to share. Buckets more.

Posted by: Gwen Verdon, Mitzi Gaynor, and Norma Desmond at April 1, 2008 2:08 PM

Must've been a straight guy...personally, I only spooge on pics of John Krasinski...hubba hubba!!!

Posted by: Billy at April 1, 2008 2:27 PM

I liked the OTHER video, where some broad who looks like Mindy Cohen used the clipping of an open-mouthed Georgie Bush to wipe her ass!

Posted by: Trixie Blowhard at April 1, 2008 2:31 PM

Yeah a straight guy like Joe Alexander the basketball player .. YEAH YEAH BIG BOY

Posted by: Gwen Verdon, Mitzi Gaynor, and Norma Desmond at April 1, 2008 2:34 PM

I like to splooge on nude photos of Michael Musto. It's not easy to find them, particularly the ones with him wearing a PA that looks as big as a hub cap. I had to trade three nudies of Tony Ortega for one Musto.

Posted by: Toilet Woman's Boyfriend at April 1, 2008 3:02 PM

Stevie doesn't even sing lead on that song!

Posted by: Mister Zan at April 4, 2008 2:42 PM

the video is sick and so are you i will never read you again

Posted by: hubby at April 5, 2008 1:04 AM

i think the jizz was feltched out of a vagina

Posted by: swtbns at April 5, 2008 12:40 PM

ordering murder the ultimate turn on? is this meant to imply the pres. gets off on th war? i dislike him as much as the next guy but c'mon thats a bit extreme

Posted by: some1wmorals at April 5, 2008 1:07 PM

i agree he is undeserving of all that cum the same as the pope

Posted by: fyrebx at April 5, 2008 2:31 PM

the funniest things is these guys are funded by government grants guess thats why they're getting so much protein!

Posted by: guyfriday at April 5, 2008 3:32 PM

i feel like i need to pour bleach in my eyes

Posted by: ppbutt at April 5, 2008 5:46 PM

i think i got pregnant watching that i really need a smoke now

Posted by: amywineass at April 5, 2008 6:43 PM

i think i have gonorrhea now

Posted by: bubbles at April 5, 2008 10:27 PM

i guess you'll stop at nothing to try and get press? isn't there some transexual crack whore you could interview and make out to be a decent member of society instead of defaming the president? which one of your buddies came up with this crap?

Posted by: coolio at April 5, 2008 11:13 PM

drunk bt wondering is that really cumm

Posted by: hoohoo at April 6, 2008 6:08 AM

im sending this 2 everyone hottest stuff as always m.musto

Posted by: musto4prez at April 6, 2008 6:49 AM

i heard amanda lepore made the film u know she always spits it out never swallows

Posted by: sluttyboi at April 6, 2008 6:54 AM

i'm sober now, its either cum or hand lotion? i'm happy to find this blog that is drunk friendly, um i like th film i suppose theres a lot that could be read into it.. back to nursing my hangover yikes!

Posted by: hoohoo at April 6, 2008 6:07 PM

whoever made it eats their wheaties!!

Posted by: flopsy at April 6, 2008 6:48 PM

found the video violent and disgusting. liberal here too just don't believe you can stop violence with disgusting violent acts. musto is becoming the jerry springer of journalism.

Posted by: nycguy at April 6, 2008 7:29 PM

hey nycguy maybe the point of the film is 2 b disgusting just like the war and lies bush told r disgusting, if u find it violent at least the artists r trying to do something to spread the word about his murderous lies. besides i love getting facials lol!!

Posted by: metrocardgal at April 6, 2008 9:37 PM

Why am I starting to feel as if hoohoo, flopsy, nycguy, metrocard gal, and on and on are the same person conversing with him/herself?

Posted by: not hoohoo at April 6, 2008 10:37 PM

Dub-ya's ACTUAL Cum-Uppance should surely be a war crimes trial at The Hague. But until that happens I suppose this will have to do.

Posted by: Kang at April 8, 2008 6:15 PM

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