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by Michael Musto | email: musto@villagevoice.com

Me Alert! I'll Be Kvetching in Chelsea Tonight!

Posted by Michael Musto at 12:00 PM, April 10, 2008

I adore Jews. I feel they've contributed a lot to society, and not just in restaurants and fashion. So when two Jewish ladies named Ronna & Beverly (aka R&B) contacted me to be in their comedy show as an interview subject, I was fa-fucking-klempt. The email from comic Jessica Chaffin went like so: "We play 'Ronna & Beverly' and do what's essentially a talk show. We play two yentas who have written a book called You'll Do A Little Better Next Time: A Guide to Marriage and Re-marriage for Jewish Singles. Essentially, it will be like being interviewed by your mother's nosy friends, only hopefully more fun." After checking out the gals' videos on RonnaAndBeverly.com—no pressure—I said oy vey, I mean NO WAY would I not do this. It's tonight at 8 at Upright Citizens Brigade (307 W. 26 Street). Come and help me out of this pickle.

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Aren't you Jewish, Musto?

Posted by: ving at April 10, 2008 12:48 PM

I thought Musto was Italian, but he is circumsized. My hairdresser -- Monsieur Charvel -- told me that. He seemed to know quite a few intimate details about Michael, come to think of it.

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at April 10, 2008 12:57 PM

I am indeed Italian American and circumsized.

Posted by: musto at April 10, 2008 1:06 PM

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