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Naked Heston Photo at Last! Get 'Hur'!

By Michael Musto, Wednesday, Apr. 23 2008 @ 12:09PM
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Remember when I wrote that I remembered some kind of shot of Charlton Heston naked—when he was alive, that is? Well, a dear friend, Times-Picayune writer David Cuthbert, unearthed the photo (from a book called Hollywood Life) and nicely sent me a xerox of it, so I'm throwing it up for you without a second's delay. Contrary to my delusional memory, Charlton isn't completely nude, but judging from that rocket in the towel, he might as well be! Hubba hubba.

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Comments (18)

ving says:

HUBBA HUBBA IS RIGHT. WOO-HOO!!!

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 23 2008 @ 12:22PM
James says:

WOW !!! He was hot hot hot. Thanks for posting this. I deleted a lot of my nude celeb pix because I questioned their authenticity (photo shop). But this is the REAL DEAL.

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 23 2008 @ 12:33PM
Gwen Verdon, Mitzi Gaynor, and Norma Desmond says:

When knew him so well. That's him for sure...

Ta ra ta ta

Gwen, Mitzi, and Norma

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 23 2008 @ 12:49PM
Bradford Noble says:

Now if he'd learned to keep his gun under wraps, we might not have had to deal with his presidency of the National Rifle Association all those years.
Perhaps the early stages of Alzheimer's made a sneak peak before this photo was taken and he merely forgot his clothes.
-Bradford NYC

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 23 2008 @ 12:50PM
Trixie Blowhard says:

It's a lovely shot, but he's no Aldo Ray. If you can get your hands on one of the NON-photoshopped nude photos of Aldo, he was delicious in his youth. No wonder homo director George Cukor "mentored" him.

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 23 2008 @ 1:42PM
GiorgioNYC says:

Yes, yes, Trixie, Aldo Ray, what a hunk 'o man. Much hotter than Heston. Big hairy Brooklyn Italian trade (I believe).

Michael -- is the "get hur" line a homage to the show of the same name by the now-defunct (but warmly remembered) gay Brit theater troupe Bloolips?

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 23 2008 @ 3:14PM
CZ says:

Yeah...looking at this makes me want to forgive all those other Republican sins!

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 23 2008 @ 4:56PM
musto says:

No, I thought it up all myself!

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 23 2008 @ 4:59PM
The Late Tallulah Bankhead says:

Didn't the well-hung Aldo make porno films before he died? I've always wanted to see one.

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 23 2008 @ 5:01PM
GiorgioNYC says:

Tallu,
One would hope that Ray made porno before he died!

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 23 2008 @ 11:29PM
scruffy says:

Don't know about Aldo but there IS! a Brad Pitt starring porno flick floating around.

Posted On: Thursday, Apr. 24 2008 @ 2:30AM
Chad Sexington says:

Who took this picture? Was this a publicity shot for a movie?

Posted On: Thursday, Apr. 24 2008 @ 11:26AM
Max Frost says:

I love Michael Musto.

Posted On: Thursday, Apr. 24 2008 @ 12:44PM
j says:

I remember seeing Planet of the Apes in its first theatrical release at the age of 8.

I seem to remember at least one full-frontal scene of Heston as Taylor.

This was shortly before the ratings system went into effect.

Does anyone else remember this ?

BTW, my memory of events from that age is quite good. College years not so much.

Posted On: Sunday, May. 11 2008 @ 6:54PM
sakara says:

michael moore secretly wished heston was a chubby chaser.

Posted On: Friday, Jun. 6 2008 @ 4:37PM
Charlie Hoopla says:

OMG! Part me Charlton!

Posted On: Sunday, Jul. 27 2008 @ 11:04PM
Mekha_Egypt says:

wOoOhOoo! Finally Carleton Heston naked!He's so sexy

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 23 2008 @ 1:49PM
Gregory Despain says:

I have a slightly different experience, unfortunately...

Posted On: Sunday, Jan. 17 2010 @ 8:15AM

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