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by Michael Musto | email: musto@villagevoice.com

Olsen Twin's Drug Legacy Continues!

Posted by Michael Musto at 8:45 AM, April 24, 2008

The days when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen starred in cutesy flicks like How The West Was Fun are as over as era when Nicole Kidman had an expressive forehead. Nowadays, of course, Mary-Kate shows up on Weeds, playing "Tara, a devoted Christian girl who falls in with a family of drug-dealing suburbanites." And I just saw a screening of The Wackness, a cool little film about a young drug dealer in love, and while I'm not at liberty to reveal anything substantial about it just yet, let's just say that Mary-Kate's brief role might not be completely unrelated to narcotics. Of course, none of this means much since, as we know, it takes three instances of anything to create a real trend. And I'm not going to be so horribly low and crass as to mention anything about Heath Ledger here.

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you are truly a classy guy, Musto.

Posted by: patches at April 24, 2008 10:09 AM

I don't know how you can bash Mary-Kate and Ashley Michael? I mean Really. I once thought about selling a shoe that got some vomit on it (by the one that was purging herself in front of a club)on eBay but figured it wouldn't sell for much and just cleaned it off- c'est la vie.
I mean I know you know they are national institutions...come on

Posted by: Bindi the jungle GURL at April 24, 2008 11:59 AM

I wish I could give a damn about those two little living saucer-eyed Keane paintings. I find them both oddly terrifying and sexless. But child actors invariably come to bad ends. I'm still mourning Bobby Driscoll and Alfalfa Schweitzer. Darling boys, great in the sack!

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at April 24, 2008 12:05 PM

They're one of the reasons I avoid Manhattan's club scene. They're just shopgirls who should've stayed on their side of the counter!

Posted by: e.j. tweaker at April 25, 2008 10:26 AM

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