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by Michael Musto | email: musto@villagevoice.com

Take My Book—Please!

Posted by Michael Musto at 3:30 PM, April 23, 2008

Please buy my book, La Dolce Musto! It's a brand, spanking new collection of my greatest rants and ravings through the years! All right, it actually came out a year and a half ago, but it must still be available on Amazon, and it's probably just a quarter by now. I swear to Christ the book got rave reviews ("Rapier wit...Musto is masterful at cutting through thickets of hype to get at something true"—Chicago Tribune) and the publisher was actually all set to come out with a follow-up—they even printed promo cards that everyone at a Tony awards luncheon last year got in the gift bag (see above)—but then out of the blue, they fucking dissolved that particular label! And it was not at all because of me—blame Adrienne Barbeau's book first!

Anyway, Grand Central Publishing was interested in taking over publication of the sequel, but they must have also derailed or something because I never heard back from them. (Maybe they're mad that I declined to write a book they were desperate for me to do about the Mickey Mouse Club. True story.) And some time ago, the LGBT publisher Alyson Books told me they don't have good luck with compilations, so they took a pass and wished me lotsa luck. Thanks, gay community! So here I am, a celebrated international author with a lovely best seller all ready to go, but no contract. But why am I telling you all this? I should be saving it for my next book.

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I'm still waiting for you to write that book about your early career. Back when you were a naive, but adorable young columnist with a size 28-waistline who wrote for the original "details" magazine and bragged about having unsafe sex with all kinds of divine celebrities that no one remembers today. Whatever happened, by the way, to that dahling Klinton Slipsbury anyway?

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at April 23, 2008 4:10 PM

He rode off into the sunset with Tonto.

Posted by: vicki at April 23, 2008 4:34 PM

Thanks Vicki. I meant to write his correct name: Klinton Spilsbury. If my memory serves me correctly, I vaguely recall that in the "Andy Warhol Diaries," Andy reports that Klinton slept with Halston. That was either before of after Our Michael. I think I read somewhere that at last report, Klinton was making sandwiches at a Subway. That makes him, for some reason, even more exciting to me.

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at April 23, 2008 4:58 PM

I am going to click onto Amazon.com and buy your last book, La Dolce Musto, Michael, the minute I get off this site having read every word the Late Great Alabama Tallulah Bankhead had to say. Is Adrienne Barbeau still with us, as my dead Aunt Mary would phrase the question?

Posted by: Prince at April 23, 2008 7:43 PM

.......pardon the ignorance of literary business that this question implies, but:
What is the best [for MM] way to get ahold of this book?
From Amazon? from Mr M himself? from a local store? which ones?

and how to get a signed copy???
{I was out of town for the last promo party}

any direction in this matter would be appreciated....

Posted by: Elyzabeth at April 24, 2008 1:36 PM

Elyzabeth: if you want to buy it on Amazon or at a store and send it to me at Michael Musto, Village Voice 36 Cooper Square NYC, NY 10003, and include a self addressed, stamped envelope, I'd gladly sign it for you and send it back. That's one option.

Posted by: musto at April 24, 2008 2:07 PM

That is so cool. I wanted to ask the same question. I hope that link was some kind of referral that you got paid for, because I bought some other things too. Thanks

Posted by: david at April 27, 2008 2:01 AM

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