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by Michael Musto | email: musto@villagevoice.com

Whitney and Bobby Were a Sham? What Next: Rosie and Tom Cruise?

Posted by Michael Musto at 3:00 PM, April 3, 2008

So in Bobby Brown's upcoming autobiography, according to Page Six, the r&b star says he feels Whitney mainly married him to "clean up" her image after all that lesbian talk started to reach every living organism? Can I get a "yes, Musto, you were right again, oh soothsayer prince?" Did I not say from the beginning—think back—that this was a sell-your-soul-music-to-the-devil setup designed to help careers and that codependency and enablement are what kept it going so freakin' long? There IS one thing I was wrong about, though. I always assumed it was skanky Bobby who dragged nice Whitney down the drug path with his evil ways, but according to him, she's the one who took HIM down the road of hard drug use and heavy self medicating. Well, as Whitney herself sang--or actually lipsynced--"Ho, say, can you see/By the bong's early light. . ."

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All those Jersey City natives! John Travolta, Nathan Lane, Whitney Houston - its a gay gay gay whirl in Joisey!

Posted by: Tim at April 3, 2008 3:44 PM

Michael: Was the rumor, all those years ago, that Whitney was munching Jodie Foster's muff and got into a hair-pulling (the head kind) with Jodie's OTHER chick-on-the-sly Kelly McGillis? And then I heard a version where Whitney and Kristy McNichol were in passionate mid-lick when Jodie slugged one or both of them. Or was that the version where Kristy McNichol found Whitney in bed with Lea DeLaria, Rosie O'Donnell and Nancy Reagan?

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at April 3, 2008 4:20 PM

Wasn't HE gay too?????

Posted by: peaches at April 3, 2008 5:37 PM

Yes, Tallu, all those rumors were true. I mean all those truths were rumors. I mean...never mind!

Posted by: musto at April 3, 2008 5:37 PM

I'll never forget seeing "Waiting to Exhale" with a very vocal audience and Whitney was in a scene with her screen Mom, who was urging her to find a man.
A woman in the audience yelled, "Whitney don't want no man! She's a bulldagger!"
The huge laugh that followed indicated that this wasn't exactly news even to ordinary moviegoers.

Posted by: David Cuthbert at April 3, 2008 9:05 PM

When Barbara Walters asked Whitney about a tabloid headline stating "WH spent $100,000 on drugs her answer was a heartfelt "I wish!", followed by "I want to see me some receipts."

Posted by: scruffy at April 4, 2008 1:57 AM

I've often wondered, if Whit had been permitted to come out as a lesbian after her first album, if her life would have turned out more like Jodie Foster or Rosie O'Donnell: steady galpal, adopted kids, saving her dough instead of blowing it up her nose. What a sad way to "cover up" the truth -- by pretending to be someone else AND marrying that lazy ol' Bobby Brown. I can't wait for daughter Bobbi Brown to write HER tell-all book about Whitney: "Lezzie Dearest."

Posted by: Trixie Blowhard at April 4, 2008 11:11 AM

I'm digging the idea of "Lezzie Dearest." Whitney hitting Bobbi with a crack pipe instead of wire hangers. Whitney telling Bobbi, "Go hide Mommy's bag of stuff, Grandma's walkin' up the drive." Whitney telling the maid, "It's the dirt I'm mad at Cecile, it's YOU."

Posted by: Toilet Woman's Boyfriend at April 4, 2008 4:34 PM

I always bought into the idea of him being trashy and dragging her down. When Bobby had his own reality show, I was struck by how much more I liked HIM than HER. The other day my local radio station played some New Edition and Bobby Brown solo songs back to back and they were great.

Posted by: Liz at April 5, 2008 11:42 AM

all that comes to my mind when i hear about these 2 is them talking about bobby pulling a "doo doo bubble" out of whitneys ass when she was cracked out and constipated on being bobby brown im scarred for life

Posted by: hoohoo at April 7, 2008 12:15 AM

I don't believe it for the following reason: She was STUNNINGLY beautiful and could have had her pick of any number of really handsome, normal-seeming men to be her beard.
If Whitney was looking to portray herself as a "regular" heterosexual woman, why would she pick some mess like Bobby Brown? She would have picked somebody like Blair Underwood or Eric Benet or Brian McKnight, for example.
If I were looking for a beard wife, I would pick, say, Kelly Preston not Courtney Love.
The fact that she married Bobby makes me think she IS straight and just has really bad taste in men--like Pamela Anderson.

Posted by: Shawn at April 14, 2008 9:00 PM

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