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by Michael Musto | email: musto@villagevoice.com

Who Cares About Pacino's Latest Hoo-Ha?

Posted by Michael Musto at 9:56 AM, April 17, 2008

The loud sound you hear coming from Hollywood is that of Paris Hilton sobbing that her chance to be part of an award-winning film has just been shot to hell. Yes, The Hottie and the Nottie will surely be bested by Al Pacino's new starring vehicle, 88 Minutes, come Golden Razzie time. The reviews for this alleged thriller--in which Pacino's been told he only has 88 minutes left to overact--have been astoundingly bad, confirming my suspicion that sitting down to watch the guy in his spiky hair plugs and mumbly/screamy mode would be time ripped out of my life that I'd rather spend torturing cockroaches. "Inept on every level," points out one review, which also marvels at the fact that 88 Minutes actually takes 106 minutes. Says Slant, "Inanity and incompetence form an imposing tag team in 88 Minutes, the current favorite for 2008's dumbest movie." Most damningly of all, Variety calls the film a "gape-inducing fiasco" and says it snatches the honor of "Pacino's career worst" away from Revolution. (You know, the Annie Lennox-costarring epic in which Pacino's Bronx accent was a little out of place in 1776.) Sounds like a real dog day afternoon for Oscar-winner Pacino. I'm just pissed that someone might think Revolution is actually worse than Bobby Deerfield.

Update: Stop everything! There's a shocking new development! The NY Observer just weighed in with a positive review of 88 Minutes! Paris, you've still got a shot!

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I keep waiting for dahling Al to star in a new remake of Miss Crawford's 1964 masterpiece "Strait Jacket." He'd be the drunk male who stumbles home to the trailer park and chops up his cheatin' white trash wife (Britney) when he finds her in bed with some dirty old cowhand (Jon Voight) and after many years in prison, he's rehabilitated and comes home to his now-grown son, played by Clay Aiken -- in drag!

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at April 17, 2008 10:33 AM

This is sad. Pacino used to be one of the greats, e.g., Godfather(s), Panic in Needle Park, Serpico, Scarface. But I guess by now he's made as many turkeys as classics.

The NY Observer gave it a positive review? Let me guess -- could it be by Miss Rex Reed?

Posted by: GiorgioNYC at April 17, 2008 11:18 AM

Rex Reed? Is that decrepit queen still alive? And writing? She was ancient when I was still alive. In fact, she was my understudy for "Die! Die! My Darling." She looked older than I did!

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at April 17, 2008 12:32 PM

Yes, Tallu, the old klepto still writes, if that's what you want to call it.

Posted by: GiorgioNYC at April 17, 2008 1:21 PM

Oh Tallu, Rex Reed isn't THAT old. She started reviewing theater back in the....let's see, I think his first published review was of "Our American Cousin" at the Ford Theatre on the night Abraham Lincoln was shot. I understand that he liked the show a lot.

Posted by: An Old Queen at April 17, 2008 1:22 PM

But is Rex a bottom or a top? We all know that Pacino's a top. He couldn't let any sex partner upstage him. Hoo-ha!

Posted by: Trixie Blowhard at April 17, 2008 3:03 PM

Saw Al & the equally tiny Estelle Parsons outside Actors Studio on W. 44th about 6 years ago. They should team up and do something Tennessee Williams-y.

Posted by: e.j. tweaker at April 18, 2008 11:08 AM

I will see this movie Musto......on Netflix. That's just where I'm at anymore. I want the privacy and comfort of my own home complete with my own affordable snacks laying in my bed where I can hit pause if I have to be excused. I sound like a thrill-a-minute don't I? HA!

Posted by: Liz at April 18, 2008 6:01 PM

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