Posted by Michael Musto at 12:00 PM, April 4, 2008
Will the Sex and the City movie be as raunchy and kinky and gag-me-with-a-dildo flat-out sex-crazed as the show was? Damned if I know--and even if I did, I couldn't answer because of the strap-on currently lodged in my throat like a lozenge. But a friend of mine, the Boston Herald's film-crazed Stephen Schaefer, did manage to investigate this subject with the always engaging Sarah Jessica Parker herself, and here's what he came up with. Warning: This post is PG-13 rated.
It's got to be an R! If it isn't, it won't be true to the show at all and people will turn away in droves! Let's hope they don't get greedy and try to go for all those young girls' dollars and make it a whitewashed PG. Yuck. That would backfire anyway. Who wants a PG Samantha?
Posted by: lovette at April 4, 2008 12:14 PM
It should get an I for Irrelevant. Munsters Go Home was the last fine film made out of a TV series, and that kind of lightning isn't going to strike twice.
Posted by: Peaches at April 4, 2008 5:45 PM
I hope Samantha will finally come out as a dude.
Posted by: lickety at April 6, 2008 10:48 AM
isn't this basically the same as munster go home but more makeup?
Posted by: hoohoo at April 7, 2008 12:06 AM
I wanted hearts, not diamonds.
Posted by: Sally Ross, Upper West at April 7, 2008 11:58 AM
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