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A Letter From Drag Star Epiphany

Posted by Michael Musto at 9:00 AM, May 14, 2008

A Letter From Drag Star Epiphany . . .

"Hi Michael:

So I wanted to clear the air about my departure from the withering 'Hot Mess' party [Sundays at Porky's]. I saw it written in some gay rag that I was fired for stealing money. Actually, I was the first of a long list of people to quit the party. Acid Betty, Logan, Preston, and now James Coppola have quit without getting paid. That almost happened to me too, but I went into the register and got my pay before leaving."

So before you all call someone a hot mess for getting out of Hot Mess, please check out the REASONS why they went into the register.

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She deserves every penny.

Posted by: lulu at May 14, 2008 9:42 AM

Thief! Thief! Thief! Draq queen! Thief Thief!

Posted by: lala at May 14, 2008 12:08 PM

Good job Epiphany! Take the money and run, honey. You deserved to have been paid and I would have robbed the cash register too.

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at May 14, 2008 1:39 PM

Honey, we know desperate time calls for desperate measures. However, he/she should be in J A I L - what a tranny HOT MESS of a thief.

A classy noble lady like Kitty Hiccups would have never done that.

Mitzi Gaynor

Posted by: Gwen Verdon, Mitzi Gaynor, and Norma Desmond at May 15, 2008 9:41 AM

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