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by Michael Musto | email: musto@villagevoice.com

Britney Goes Off-Broadway Where She Belongs

Posted by Michael Musto at 1:50 PM, May 6, 2008


Jenn Harris as Britney.

Britney Spears' life would surely make for a fabulous Greek tragedy—even though HER idea of one is a Greek salad with too much feta cheese—but can the pop tart's bizarre plight constitute a tragiCOMEDY? Maybe, if the facts are altered a little bit for a more dramatically pleasing arc and a professional actress plays the role.

That's what's apparently happened with Steven Levenson's Girls Day, or Britney and Tara Stare Into the Void and the Void Stares Back, the play with the unwieldy title, coming to Ace of Clubs (9 Great Jones Street) starting May 11.

The plot? Well, in case you haven't picked up a tabloid in the last year and taken drugs and used your imagination, here goes: "Dateline: L.A. March 21, 2007. Britney Spears checks out of Promises Treatment Center after a one-month stint. So what's next for the derailed pop princess? GIRLS DAY, natch! Britney calls up gal pal Tara Reid to join her for one special, unforgettable day. An American tragedy, with special guest appearances by Jayden James, Sean Preston, a publicist, a social worker and, of course, K-Fed."

They had me until that last part. While I suspect off-Broadway is just where Britney belongs (and actually started, in a musical called Ruthless), I fear it's way too good for Mr. FedEx!

comments

She belongs back at Promises--far away from her kids.

Posted by: zang at May 6, 2008 2:29 PM

Wait, she's played by a woman, not a drag queen? Won't work.

Posted by: professional victim at May 6, 2008 2:30 PM

I wish the show was a musical, dahling. I think the scene where the two young whores, I mean starlets, Tara and Briney, bond as they shave off their public hairs and sing, "Who Put the Tang in Poontang?" would be a show-stopper.

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at May 6, 2008 3:13 PM

Well, I MEANT to say "pubic hairs," but public hairs is an oh-so-Freudian slip. Am I the only one who thinks that if Tara Reid wasn't a public hair, I mean "actress," she'd be a waitress at IHOP?

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at May 6, 2008 5:23 PM

Tallu, you accidently (I think) refer to Brit as "Briney" instead of Britney. But she is a salty dog all right. Even when her very "public hairs" aren't showing.

Posted by: Topper at May 6, 2008 5:26 PM

I sort of love Britney, but I'll admit that as she recovers, there's less reason to pay attention. Where Mariah Carey's comeback was actually inspirational, this isn't the same. If it were me, I'd have had daddy Spears disappeared. She should have gone on tour for her record. She could be partying all over the world instead of locked up with her slack-jawed father.

Posted by: David at May 6, 2008 6:10 PM

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