Stew in Passing Strange, tinazimmer.com

More important than who gets the silly, old Democratic nomination is who will nab the TONY nominations (which will be announced tomorrow; you'll know it when all theater queens suddenly start shrieking, crying, and saying "What the fuck?"). So here are my seasoned guesses—though I may be at a pronounced disadvantage because I've actually seen the shows.

BEST PLAY

August: Osage County

The Seafarer

Rock and Roll

The 39 Steps

BEST MUSICAL

Xanadu

Young Frankenstein

Passing Strange

In The Heights

PLAY REVIVAL

Macbeth

The Homecoming

Top Girls

Boeing Boeing

MUSICAL REVIVAL

South Pacific

Gypsy

Sunday in the Park with George

Grease

ACTOR, PLAY

Kevin Kline, Cyrano de Bergerac

Rufus Sewell, Rock and Roll

Ben Daniels, Les Liaisons Dangereuses

Mark Rylance, Boeing Boeing

Patrick Stewart, Macbeth

ACTRESS, PLAY

Deanna Dunagan, August: Osage County

Amy Morton, August: Osage County

Eve Best, The Homecoming

S. Epatha Merkerson, Come Back Little Sheba

Sinead Cusack, Rock and Roll

FEATURED ACTOR, PLAY

Raul Esparza, The Homecoming

Jim Norton, The Seafarer

James Earl Jones, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Jeff Perry , August: Osage County

Bobby Cannavale, Mauritius

FEATURED ACTRESS, PLAY

Rondi Reed, August: Osage County

Laurie Metcalf, November

Elizabeth Marvel, Top Girls

Sian Phillips, Les Liaisons Dangereuses

Martha Plimpton, Top Girls

ACTOR, MUSICAL

Paolo Szot, South Pacific

Cheyenne Jackson, Xanadu

Roger Bart, Young Frankenstein

Lin-Manuel Miranda, In The Heights

Daniel Evans, Sunday in the Park With George

ACTRESS, MUSICAL

Patti LuPone, Gypsy

Kelly O'Hara, South Pacific

Keri Butler, Xanadu

Jenna Russell, Sunday in the Park with George

Faith Prince, A Catered Affair

FEATURED ACTOR, MUSICAL

Christopher Fitzgerald, Young Frankenstein

Danny Burstein, South Pacific

Boyd Gaines, Gypsy

Shuler Hensley, Young Frankenstein

Daniel Breaker, Passing Strange

FEATURED ACTRESS, MUSICAL

Harriet Harris, Cry-Baby

Andrea Martin, Young Franksenstein

Olga Merediz, In The Heights

Laura Benanti, Gypsy

Mary Testa, Xanadu