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La Dolce Musto: the column

How I Became the Oldest Whore in Christendom

Posted by Michael Musto at 3:00 PM, May 14, 2008

After you read the column ("La Dolce Musto"), you often come across a little note demanding you swing over here to the blog ("La Daily Musto"). Well, now that you're here, I'm begging you to get right back to the column! (It's called cross-pollination, folks. You can do both. After all, I did both—and I'm not even tired.) This week, the column's particularly dripping with creative and other juices, seeing as it's the first half of "the Daddy Diaries: Hot Sex in the Golden Years," about my own sexploits as an aging, raging stud in adult diapers. See, some time ago, I finally decided to cash in on my mid-level notoriety and get some unspeakably raunchy action out of it. It felt like my last chance to do so, so I gamely started dropping all sorts of defenses (and other things) and letting it fly with a vengeance. And now, having had so much remarkable late-life sex in public, I've decided to bring my whoring to an even wider audience by writing about it in scintillating detail. The least you can do is add to my humiliation by reading it!

READ ME!
The Daddy Diaries: Hot Sex in the Golden Years

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I so enjoy the sordid and sexual exploits of people other than myself. I just wasn't born to be a brazen harlot...I wish I had been, I've missed out on sooo much in my life. Nearing 40 I can count on one hand the number of men I've bedded...devastatingly sad. But now I can live vicariously through you and your carnal conquests, from twinkies to hohos, fruit pies and ding dongs! Dolly Madison has nothing on you, Musto!

Posted by: Billy at May 14, 2008 3:23 PM

You whore! You whore! You whore! I'm jealous!!

Posted by: vicki sue at May 14, 2008 3:59 PM

Moi ding dong is out and I'm writhing and waiting for part deux.

Posted by: frenchie at May 14, 2008 4:06 PM

"Che puttana sei!" as my nonna would say.

Posted by: at May 14, 2008 6:52 PM

One good turn deserves... I'll read about your sex life, if you read about mine. So glad I'm not the only one getting undressed en masse.
: )

Dating Bradford

Posted by: Bradford Noble at May 15, 2008 3:39 AM

One good turn deserves... I'll read about your sex life, if you read about mine. So glad I'm not the only one getting undressed en masse.
: )

Dating Bradford

Posted by: Bradford Noble at May 15, 2008 3:39 AM

Name drop...name drop...go ahead. Politicos, gangsters, thugs, movie stars. media personalities. We won't tell ;-)

Posted by: Bindi the jungle GURL at May 15, 2008 12:03 PM

I gotta get out more.

Posted by: Jonster at May 15, 2008 12:25 PM

There's no whore like an old whore. If I were in your position, I'd be right there with my nose in the trough -- so to speak -- too.

Posted by: Danny at May 18, 2008 12:29 AM

so where are the daddy diaries? link is empty.....would love to read. fellow daddy here coming into his own raunchy life style later in life, and LOVING it!!!

Posted by: john at August 21, 2008 4:08 PM

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