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Kathy Griffin Craves Black Dick. Duh.

Posted by Michael Musto at 9:00 AM, May 22, 2008

Gay.com has done a saucy feature on various notables and their thoughts about masturbation, and naturally, Kathy Griffin took her hand off her privates long enough to click out some answers. Here, for your orgasmic pleasure, is her q&a:

*Is there one particular celeb or famous person you think about most when you masturbate? Explain.

Griffin: Barack Obama. He is one delicious piece of semi-sweet chocolate.

*What is the most unusual place you have ever masturbated?

Griffin: On Barack Obama's tour bus. Luckily, he was doing an interview with Morley Safer at the time and no one even noticed I was there.

*Have you ever been caught and what did you do?

Griffin: So Michelle Obama walks in the tour bus, and . . .

more: Kathy Griffin, Obama, politics

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Anyone else think she's not that funny? Show of hands.

Posted by: mewsette at May 22, 2008 10:02 AM

She's irritating and not funny enough to persuade me to watch her again.

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at May 22, 2008 10:23 AM

Zzzzz...

Posted by: ladybug at May 22, 2008 12:19 PM

I liked her better when she was ugly.

Posted by: Trixie Blowhard at May 22, 2008 4:03 PM

Kathy is so funny it hurts... LOVE her!

Posted by: Chaleco Salvavidas at May 24, 2008 2:23 PM

You mean she was uglier than she is now? Heaven help her.

Posted by: Pierce at May 24, 2008 3:29 PM

Even if she weren't so funny, I'd still be jacking off to her. She can get this black cock right here. . .

Posted by: banks at May 27, 2008 6:42 PM

Kathy ROCKS! Though I've often thought that she has bigger balls than any other celeb, male or female, not sure if that affects her "self-pleasure" habits.

Go Kathy!!

Posted by: Ladybug at June 5, 2008 2:11 PM

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