Does anyone understand one thing scarily talented comeback-kid Robert Downey Jr. says in Iron Man? As he mumblingly tosses off remarks, trailing off at the end of every sentence, he makes it all sound vaguely witty, so everyone has assumed it absolutely must be. But what the fuck is he saying? (And I will not accept “Give me my drugs NOW!” as a serious answer.)
I'm petulant, temepestuous and utterly spoiled douchebag twit and I suck at life but pretending to be cool somehow fools the idiots who want to believe the shit I spew on camera in between cruising for dirty cock and playing dress-up for magazine covers.
Posted by: Tim at May 13, 2008 1:46 PM
I could have sworn he said, "I'm ready for my enema, Mr. DeMille."
Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at May 13, 2008 1:57 PM
"How do you like my new fisting glove?"
Posted by: GiorgioNYC at May 13, 2008 3:39 PM
"My blockbuster's bigger than yours!"
Posted by: nostradavid at May 13, 2008 11:30 PM
OK, I absolutely loved Iron Man. You may fuck me later. But did anybody notice the little bit of Crixy belly and the really well done filling of the nasal/labial folds?
I spent the entire movie going, he's got to be on the cocktail and THAT would explain his crazy behavior in the 90's and his gymfastic healthful obsessive body of today. That and the fact that insurance companies no longer consider "status" uninsurable.
Posted by: chandler in lasvegas at May 14, 2008 2:21 PM
I'm petulant, temepestuous and utterly spoiled douchebag twit and I suck at life but pretending to be cool somehow fools the idiots who want to believe the shit I spew on camera in between cruising for dirty cock and playing dress-up for magazine covers.
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