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Schindler's Dis: Liam Neeson Flees Broadway Show

Posted by Michael Musto at 12:34 PM, May 1, 2008

I'm taking a quick break from my dazzling vacation in Buenos Aires--all right, Murray Hill--to tell you what bit of celebu-cultural excitement I happened to spot last night. At a performance of the Broadway revival of that slithering drama of sexual deception, Les Liaisons Dangereuses, guess who I saw sitting in one of the front rows? The glamorous couple Liam Neeson and Natasha Richardson! And guess who I didn't see come back after intermission? The glamorous couple Liam Neeson and Natasha Richardson! Just had to tell you that or I couldn't carry on with any pride. Now back to Walgreen's.

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Doesn't he have a big dick? Maybe he had to run home and take care of it.

Posted by: lulu down syndrome at May 1, 2008 12:40 PM

Liam Neeson has the largest hands I've ever seen on a male. No wonder his penis is reportedly a fully-loaded weapon of mass destruction. Perhaps dahling (and terribly lucky) Natasha was going to get a far sexier "liason" back at their apartment. And that play is a bore. Give me "Gypsy" any day, although I prefer the more true-to-life version where Mama Rose is a big swnatch-licking lesbo and pushes someone out of a hotel window. I forget the Sondheim song that goes with that scene.

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at May 1, 2008 2:54 PM

Kathleen Turner sat next to me back in 2001 at Hedda Gabbler. At the top of her lungs in the first act she said to her daughter: "This is what we do!", pointing to the stage. She clapped a single clap at every good line. Then never returned after intermission. I was relieved. The production was excellent. I can't understand why she left.

Posted by: Scott at May 1, 2008 4:34 PM

"The production was excellent." That's probably WHY she left.

Posted by: yinyang at May 1, 2008 8:19 PM

I sat right behind Jackie O at a dress rehearsal of G C Menotti"s opera The Saint Of Bleeker Street at the City Center. She was with Menotti's companion the composer Samuel Barber.

Posted by: scruffy at May 3, 2008 4:41 AM

Is this actually true? Isn't there a Linney and Liam film that they did together...what was it called? Oh yeah, now I remember. Well, so much for "Love, Actually".

Posted by: BwayMag at June 12, 2008 1:24 AM

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