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Sex and the City Movie Non-Plot Twist Revealed!

Posted by Michael Musto at 11:40 AM, May 6, 2008

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I doubt I'll get crucified by publicists for this because it's sort of a non-spoiler about something that DOESN'T happen. But remember all that gossip buzz about how in the Sex and the City movie a major character rolls over and dies (but in designer clothes, of course)? That sent everyone into obsessive gum flapping about how surely it was Samantha who'd croak, especially since Kim Cattrall supposedly held up the whole project (though others were certain it was Mr. Big who'd become Mr. Bye Bye). Well, people who've seen the movie reveal who the corpse really is—NO ONE! You heard me, no one dies! Thank God! Black shrouds wouldn't really go with Carrie's collection of pastel-colored handbags.

Update: Since I wrote the preceding item, I found this has been reported elsewhere, but heck, non-information THIS unimportant certainly bears repeating.

comments

I wish they'd all die!

Posted by: patty puke at May 6, 2008 11:53 AM

That's why you're the Great One Michael...keep stompin' the grapes dude!

Posted by: Bindi the jungle GURL at May 6, 2008 11:59 AM

Who gives a damn! They are all fulgy anyhow. Sex In The City - is nothing but white noise - W H I T E ~ WOMEN ~ N I O S E

Gwen & Mitzi

Posted by: Gwen Verdon, Mitzi Gaynor, and Norma Desmond at May 6, 2008 12:25 PM

Yeah they're fugly, but that's the point. The show made them into fucking sex symbols!

Posted by: emil zola at May 6, 2008 5:44 PM


Someone mentioned that you met your man on the famous cfree interracial dating site I n t i m a t e m i n g l e DOTC o m.. ? True or not??

Posted by: peter at May 7, 2008 2:37 AM

Just saw SJP in broad daylight on 11th Ave. this past Sunday, pictures do not do her justice. Totally pretty, gorgeous hair, much cute in person. Will be first in line to see this film.

Posted by: e.j. tweaker at May 7, 2008 10:44 AM

Just saw SJP in broad daylight on 11th Ave. this past Sunday, pictures do not do her justice. Totally pretty, gorgeous hair, much cute in person. Will be first in line to see this film.

Posted by: e.j. tweaker at May 7, 2008 10:44 AM

For the people who left negative messages on here - if you don't like SATC don't read the article! And don't waste your life leaving comments, let us fans do that.

Posted by: Heather at May 12, 2008 2:13 AM

Heather: this is a blog written by a gay man who has gay fans. Of course, it's going to be riddled with bitchy comments. Lighten up!

Posted by: Kimberley Shaw at May 12, 2008 4:30 PM

What a load of crap! If a movie can't draw people on it's own merits, Hollywood thinks of some big lie to create a stir. The only plot twist for the next movie is that Manolo designs 4 colostomy bags and matching pampers for 4 tired old hags.

Posted by: HollywoodFaglicious at May 26, 2008 2:02 AM

can't wait!

Jess and her GRANDMA!

Posted by: Bonnie Baker at May 28, 2008 5:45 PM

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