Musto, you've got to stop going to that skanky place. You'll get a reputation.

Posted by: syphilitic jones at July 25, 2008 10:11 AM

"More racist than Jesse Jackson"?
How stupid and/or racist are these queens anyway?

Posted by: GiorgioNYC at July 25, 2008 10:41 AM

Jesse wins every time because he's so poetic and his words are frequently turned into catchy pop songs: "Hymie to the Moon" is one of my personal favorites.

Posted by: Jonster at July 25, 2008 10:45 AM

I love that place. Fun and not all about poseurs. They have the hippest karaoke, too.

Posted by: e.j. tweaker at July 25, 2008 12:20 PM

Is he racist because he said the n word? Or do they mean he's racist against whites?

Posted by: lutibelle at July 25, 2008 12:41 PM

Black as Tar? or White as blow?

Who knows how his honky tonk rolls.

That was pretty gosh darn awful for a preacher of the Holy Word.

Norma Desmond shall rise again! ! !

Holla Haleighluia Back Girl -

PRAISE HIM HONEYDEW & WATERMELON

Toodles,

"Jungle Bunny" Mrs. James Brown III

Posted by: Norma Desmond at July 25, 2008 3:14 PM

Jesse's not a racist. He's a legendary asshole though and super self-righteous. But he's very charismatic and has a BIG dick. Larry Craig told me that. He knew the dick size of just about every politician, thanks to those years of T-room cruising. He had a few too vodka stingers (as it were)one night and started dropping beads: Barney Frank -- average dick, McCain is small, but with big balls (natch!), Jim McGreevey has a cock as thin as a Number 12 pencil, and John Edwards supposedly has a heavy-gauge Prince Albert!

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at July 25, 2008 3:39 PM

The thing that really freaked me the fuck out was why did Jesse make that jerky cutting motion as he was talking about cutting Obama in the onions? Every time they replay that video, I cringe a little, do a rapid intake of breath and double-up in the foetal position. Why did Jesse feel the need to illustrate his technique like that? Trippy.

Posted by: Ron Mwangaguhunga at July 25, 2008 4:06 PM

Not surprised McGreevey has the "Irish curse" (pencil dick), Tallu. He has the aura of an under-endowed pushy bottom. Did Larry tell you anything about Howard Dean's sazeech? I bet it's sizeable and turns an angry red when it's aroused.

Posted by: GiorgioNYC at July 25, 2008 5:18 PM