If you see that "Mr." Reynolds "out" & about... trip the bitch & kick her in her knee! She nasty!

Posted by: at July 17, 2008 4:27 PM

Who's there? Nobody? Good. Move on.

Posted by: Tim at July 17, 2008 4:42 PM

Micheal honey, He is a light skinned "homosexual".

We known Mitzi saw him in Miami at Art Basel this past year wasted checking out the mens and asking the Disc Jockey to play Madonna. All while waiting for his pink cosmo from the shirtless hunk behind the bar in the "VIP" area.

Pleeaase what did his trailer park teach him about art.

Maybe artist Olan should paint something for him. As an homage to his silly fraud of a marriage.

Kitty Hiccups likes light skinned closeted gay men - maybe she should look him up. Her thighs are smaller than Star Jones and Kitty keeps very clean down there. Star's litter box stinks.

Toodles,

Gwen and Norma

Posted by: Gwen Verdon, Mitzi Gaynor, and Norma Desmond at July 18, 2008 11:44 AM

I love the trailer park photos! I wonder if he used bacon fat for his first bufu? He keeps winking his left eye during the interview (Is this a spoof?). Freudian twitch? To listen to Reynold's rapp, he will soon have a PhD in self loathing & denial. Imagine, a queen with a degree, Impossible!!!

Posted by: Love at July 18, 2008 1:31 PM

I LOVE it!!

Who's that interviewer?

Posted by: EarPeace at July 18, 2008 2:49 PM

Of course Al isn't gay. No self-respecting Gay would have even pretended to stick his wee-wee in Star Jones, the scariest life force since "Alien." No, Alan is a strictly closeted homosexual who tells the world he's straight, tells his closest friends that he's bi and tells the tattooed street hustler who's fisting him: "Stretch that hole, muthafucka. Mama wants a big cock in there next!"

Posted by: The Late Tallulah Bankhead at July 18, 2008 3:03 PM

Good God, I just watched the video (did Big Gay Al create it himself as a sales tool? -- pardon my pun -- to get a job as a motivational speaker? "I want to inspire people..") and was taken aback, like Love, at the twitching eye. It doesn't start twitching until he utters "I am not a homosexual," and then it goes wild. If you can compare a twitching eye to the twitching needle on a lie detector, you might come to the conclusion that Big Gay Al is lying through those big, pretty white teeth.
And who's the terrifying broad interviewing him? A cross between Baba Wawa and Patti Lupone?

Posted by: Foxy Roxy Gladmore at July 18, 2008 3:10 PM

I think the interviewer is Jane Velez-Mitchell. I've seen her on TV. I hope she got paid for this.

Posted by: ladybug at July 18, 2008 5:28 PM

Oh, wow. He is truly frightening.

Posted by: Lexicon at July 19, 2008 3:28 PM

If that guy isn't gay then the Sun isn't yellow and the grass ain't green. Step up and be a real man Al, being on the "down low" went the way of the dinosaurs.

Posted by: Just a dude who likes to fuck other dudes at July 20, 2008 8:15 AM

Trust me, Al Reynolds has sucked more cock than the late Al Parker, Pamela Anderson, Andy Dick, Jennifer Aniston, Seka, Jack Wrangler, Larry Craig, Barney Frank, Zsa Zsa Gabor and Michael Musto put together. He's a flaming fag, Trust me, it takes one to know one!

Posted by: Topper Tattinger at July 20, 2008 5:44 PM