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Finally, the Gay Olympics in Beijing!

By Michael Musto, Monday, Aug. 18 2008 @ 3:00PM
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Categories: gaaaaayyyyyy

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That's what a friend wrote in sending around this lovely montage of Olympic athletes going for the gold while digging for the brown. The sight of all this sodomizing and crotch grabbing in the name of athletic achievement is absolutely scandalous and inspiring at the same time! Michael Phelps must feel like he's in the wrong competition--the one where the only stroking is done alone and underwater. I just worry that if all this debauching continues, there won't be any need for the actual Gay Olympics anymore!

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velma von richtoven says:

This is great! I'm gay so the only value the Olympics have are as porn anyway.

Posted On: Monday, Aug. 18 2008 @ 4:47PM
m. phelps says:

thanks for the orgasm.

Posted On: Monday, Aug. 18 2008 @ 8:46PM
jason says:

Michael Musto, you must be getting desperate. You've gone from parody to self-parody.

Posted On: Monday, Aug. 18 2008 @ 9:33PM
RMNY says:

Yes:
http://therealmenofnewyork.blogspot.com/2008/08/distraction-pt-1.html

Yes:
http://therealmenofnewyork.blogspot.com/2008/08/distraction-pt-2.html

and Yes:
http://therealmenofnewyork.blogspot.com/2008/08/distraction-pt-3.html


Posted On: Monday, Aug. 18 2008 @ 11:41PM
Andrew says:

Hiya Michael,
well um...er...thats HOT !


P.S. watch out for openly gay Aussie diver Matthew Micham...mmmmmm

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE ...OI OI OI

cheers from Sydney ! xxoo

Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 19 2008 @ 12:53AM
Tim Musto says:

You Fucking faggots wrestling is the most manly sport there is why the hell do you gotta make it seem gay and beat off to them...thats why i hate fuckin queers, they have no respect and have to let everyone know there gay

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 5:58PM

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