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Brace Yourselves For The Worst Music Video of All Time!

By Michael Musto, Tuesday, Sep. 16 2008 @ 1:00PM
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Yes I've found it! A YouTube treasure that should be buried along with my ex boyfriend (and he's alive). It's "Why," a 1982 sort-of-dance tune by the normally talented Carly Simon from the soundtrack to the failed romantic comedy Soup For One. As she ponders her question-mark-deficient query, Carly's clumsy strutting down the street is uncomfortable enough, but then having everyday zhlubs mouth along to the "la dee dah dee dah" part, in between Carly flirting with them and weirdly eating ice cream, all amounts to VOMIT for one. It all just comes across so cheesy and themeless! It's like they shot only for an hour and then used nothing but the outtakes. There's no way anyone played this thing, even at bars wanting to clear the room come closing time. But at least the clip presents a light-hearted glimpse of the Upper West Side of years past, way before zoning regulations would no doubt forbid such annoyingly whimsical behavior. Otherwise, "why" indeed.

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zomba says:

She's so horsey looking. Should be in Equus.

Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 16 2008 @ 1:43PM
lady t says:

the tune is a little catchy but the vid is shockingly low budget. Isn't Carly rich? She should have kicked in a few smackers so they didn't have to use people off the street.

Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 16 2008 @ 1:45PM
Carole Queen says:

I just lost my lunch.

Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 16 2008 @ 2:42PM
borstalboy says:

Yeah, Carly's more synth-based efforts in the early/mid eighties were just not a pretty scene.

I don't care. I still love her.

Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 16 2008 @ 2:50PM
peaches says:

i think the song is a nile rodgers production. it's weird that it's a sad song but she takes a goofy approach in the video.

Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 16 2008 @ 3:03PM
Michael from Berlin says:

The song was indeed produced by the CHIC Organisation and I like it a lot. The beat is fine and was already sampled by XXX - the song is pure pop.

Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 16 2008 @ 3:57PM
billyjoe says:

Videos didnt really start becoming artistic and big budget until around 1983, a la Michael Jackson's "Thriller." and the advent of MTV. (Remember when that channel was only about music videos?) You can tell this video was made before that time because Carly does't suddenly "disappear"--a standard visual device from the halcyon years of this musical medium.

Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 16 2008 @ 4:46PM
RobInOKC says:

shhhhhhhhhhhhh -- Carly fans have tried to keep this one quiet for years!

Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 16 2008 @ 5:08PM
iboudiop says:

Who's Carly Simon?

Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 16 2008 @ 5:22PM
Timmie says:

Quick, get Candis Cayne to do the parody before she gets too expensive.

Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 16 2008 @ 5:49PM
M. says:

I've been a DJ for over 25 years and I still play this track at my regular gig! You may hate it Michael, but whenever I play it people dance and sing along.
To each his own I guess.

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 17 2008 @ 7:21AM
Weekend Prince says:

dammit Michael, "Why" is an acknowledged classic!

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 17 2008 @ 8:10AM
biwl says:

no, "Word up" by Cameo is the worst music video ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_7Kp_TapA4

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 17 2008 @ 8:14AM
aaronthebaron says:

OMG that was brilliant! That just made my day!

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 17 2008 @ 8:59AM
nicestdionysus says:

Yes, the video is atrocious but it does kind of look like a warm-up for "What's Love Got To Do With It?" and "Walk Like An Egyptian".

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 17 2008 @ 10:26AM
e.j. tweaker says:

It has a reggae feel and it's unlike anything she's recorded, I kinda like it. It was a nicer time in Manhattan, the Upper West Side was happening, I used to work at Haagen-Dazs the year before this was shot!

Posted On: Wednesday, Sep. 17 2008 @ 12:03PM
e.j. tweaker says:

Dobson's, Serenade (I worked as a busboy there, crnr. of 79th & Columbus), The Cherry coffee shop, Screaming Mimi's, Ruelle's, Charivari, Wildwood, The Candle, Les Hommes, The Works, bring 'em all back I say!

Posted On: Thursday, Sep. 18 2008 @ 12:14PM

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