She's a c word!!!

(I meant caribou hater.) Oh, I guess that's not ery nice. Sorry, no can do.

She hasn't killed any humans. Yet.

I think Sarah will be divine on QVC, selling jewel-encrusted Todd Palin sex toys. I want one!

Her folksy charm, adorable smile, good-sport attitude and well-timed reading of cue cards added up to a great SNL guest performance. Lorne, give this woman a permanent spot.

She "tolerates" gay peoples!!! God Bless Her!!!!

She has perfect lips for sucking.

Governor Palin has a rockin' little body.

She reads a teleprompter well.

Sarah Palin is filled with the Holy Spirit, and the Democrats want to kill unborn babies.

Her future son-in-law (should the marriage ever go through) is Falcon material. "Drill, baby, drill!"

I think it's very nice indeed that she's not going to be vice president. I'm sure she'll be a real addition to the lineup of "Dancing with the Stars 2011" or so.

IT'S NICE THAT SHE'S NOT GOING TO WIN!!

She wouldn't hesitate to shoot that monkey on my back.

I hear she LOVES condescension from the fags!

Sarah's recipes for crackpot caribou chili are delightful!

Oops! Typo. Crackpot should read crockpot.

Mmmmmm.

She really helped my career!!

I think it is wonderful that Palin tolerates the sport Cricket

Though she's not really into books, she can pull off the naughty librarian look.

And she is creative (look at her children's names).

Also, she hasn't drooled once during the campaign.

She reminds me of a glass baking dish, shallow and transparant!

She has boosted the profits of that little consignment shop in Alaska where she [says she] shops for clothes. Whether she will go back there after having been regally draped by Nieman Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue is anyone's guess!

Cute, sassy, a smart dresser and she gives her moose huntin' tags to her father.

Think of how good she'll make us feel when she crawls back under the rock from which she came.

she has nice clothes. it's a shame she's sorta used government (and probably Tax payer) money to purchase what she wears. she would make a great host on qvc or the home shopping network though!!!

I'm sorry that was not nice at all...My Bad!!!

She's excellent at simple rhyming.

She polite to the racists who attend her rallies.

She's always conservin' energy by never pronouncin' her "g"s.

I'm a c--t doctor and would be delighted and honored to triple knot SPs Fallopian tubes for free. I'll also put in a knot or two for Todd or anyone else who wants to ride the Moose-ilini Express so as to tighten up the old Virginia.

Dr. Barry Poontapper

Damn, JonnyOneNote,

You stole my thunder. That boy of hers, the "son in law," Levi, is divine. He's the son in law, right? Or is he the half husband? The sacrificial lamb? I've read little Levi is wasting his good looks on some oil rig. Let's buy that boy a one way ticket to NYC for the Jan 09 cover of "Details" with the sub head, "nights north of my poll."

She is not Hitler. Yet.

She'll make the sweetest radio partner for Rush Limbaugh after the election.

Wow, what a bunch of progressives are the VV readers here! Michael, you are a total ass!

Thank you for the advice. I’ve found your first point to be most effective.