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Let's Say Something Nice About Sarah Palin

By Michael Musto, Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 9:00AM
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As we get ready to give her the boot back to Alaska--or to her inevitable anchor spot on QVC--let's try to say something nice about Sarah Palin. Anything nice. Come on, let's not stoop to her inhumane level. Let's instead rise above and send her parting gifts consisting of lovely words and warm, cuddly sentiments.

I will not allow any negative comments to be posted on this particular thread, so don't even try it, punks! Instead, I want you to challenge yourselves, just to be perverse, and come up with something positive to say about Sarah--or at least something not negative. Let's not have any c words (except for caribou). Let's be cool and show the evil bitch what we're made of!

I'll start this twisted game:

*Her hair is radiant from certain angles.

*She's never shot an animal I know.

*None of the three books I've written were on her 'ban' list.

*She's not missing any front teeth.

And now, your turn...

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Comments (31)

felicity says:

She's a c word!!!

(I meant caribou hater.) Oh, I guess that's not ery nice. Sorry, no can do.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 9:13AM
momcakes says:

She hasn't killed any humans. Yet.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 9:13AM
The Late Tallulah Bankhead says:

I think Sarah will be divine on QVC, selling jewel-encrusted Todd Palin sex toys. I want one!

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 9:35AM
dishtowel says:

Her folksy charm, adorable smile, good-sport attitude and well-timed reading of cue cards added up to a great SNL guest performance. Lorne, give this woman a permanent spot.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 10:04AM
Billy says:

She "tolerates" gay peoples!!! God Bless Her!!!!

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 10:06AM
craig says:

She has perfect lips for sucking.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 10:12AM
Ron Mwangaguhunga says:

Governor Palin has a rockin' little body.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 10:37AM
glass half full says:

She reads a teleprompter well.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 10:56AM
billyjoe says:

Sarah Palin is filled with the Holy Spirit, and the Democrats want to kill unborn babies.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 11:05AM
JonnyOneNote says:

Her future son-in-law (should the marriage ever go through) is Falcon material. "Drill, baby, drill!"

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 11:19AM
Muscato says:

I think it's very nice indeed that she's not going to be vice president. I'm sure she'll be a real addition to the lineup of "Dancing with the Stars 2011" or so.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 11:45AM
plasma faye says:

IT'S NICE THAT SHE'S NOT GOING TO WIN!!

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 12:33PM
nailin palin says:

She wouldn't hesitate to shoot that monkey on my back.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 12:40PM
nicestdionysus says:

I hear she LOVES condescension from the fags!

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 12:58PM
LL says:

Sarah's recipes for crackpot caribou chili are delightful!

Oops! Typo. Crackpot should read crockpot.

Mmmmmm.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 1:04PM
Tina Fey says:

She really helped my career!!

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 1:14PM
houstonbch says:

I think it is wonderful that Palin tolerates the sport Cricket

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 1:15PM
Anton says:

Though she's not really into books, she can pull off the naughty librarian look.

And she is creative (look at her children's names).

Also, she hasn't drooled once during the campaign.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 1:25PM
EHM says:

She reminds me of a glass baking dish, shallow and transparant!

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 1:26PM
BigHoss says:

She has boosted the profits of that little consignment shop in Alaska where she [says she] shops for clothes. Whether she will go back there after having been regally draped by Nieman Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue is anyone's guess!

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 1:58PM
tablogloid says:

Cute, sassy, a smart dresser and she gives her moose huntin' tags to her father.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 2:22PM
sd says:

Think of how good she'll make us feel when she crawls back under the rock from which she came.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 2:54PM
Gixman says:

she has nice clothes. it's a shame she's sorta used government (and probably Tax payer) money to purchase what she wears. she would make a great host on qvc or the home shopping network though!!!

I'm sorry that was not nice at all...My Bad!!!

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 3:49PM
doublenegative says:

She's excellent at simple rhyming.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 4:56PM
tallulahbankhead says:

She polite to the racists who attend her rallies.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 28 2008 @ 5:17PM
Findin'Namo says:

She's always conservin' energy by never pronouncin' her "g"s.

Posted On: Wednesday, Oct. 29 2008 @ 12:32AM
Dr. Barry Poontapper says:

I'm a c--t doctor and would be delighted and honored to triple knot SPs Fallopian tubes for free. I'll also put in a knot or two for Todd or anyone else who wants to ride the Moose-ilini Express so as to tighten up the old Virginia.

Dr. Barry Poontapper

Posted On: Wednesday, Oct. 29 2008 @ 1:34AM
smokeabit says:

Damn, JonnyOneNote,

You stole my thunder. That boy of hers, the "son in law," Levi, is divine. He's the son in law, right? Or is he the half husband? The sacrificial lamb? I've read little Levi is wasting his good looks on some oil rig. Let's buy that boy a one way ticket to NYC for the Jan 09 cover of "Details" with the sub head, "nights north of my poll."

Posted On: Wednesday, Oct. 29 2008 @ 2:11AM
scruffy says:

She is not Hitler. Yet.

Posted On: Wednesday, Oct. 29 2008 @ 4:22AM
Useless II Society says:

She'll make the sweetest radio partner for Rush Limbaugh after the election.

Posted On: Wednesday, Oct. 29 2008 @ 8:02AM
Ava says:

Wow, what a bunch of progressives are the VV readers here! Michael, you are a total ass!

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 30 2008 @ 12:29AM

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