The sight of my face popping up on the ultra serious Channel 13 is so potentially jarring that it absolutely commands you to watch it! And tonight at 1 A.M., you can see that very punim spewing all sorts of opinions about the coming Broadway season on Theater Talk, the long-running show cohosted by the lilting Susan Haskins and the feared Michael Riedel. In this "ultimate season preview" edition, entertainment reporters Jesse Green and Patrick Pacheco (below, left) offer in-depth evaluations of the theater season based on knowledge and insight, while I interject one-liners, self-aggrandizing statements, and crude remarks about Broadway's coming year of pubescent chic. It's really a marvel! They might even create a special Tony for me for Most Distracting Person on Theater Talk!

UPDATE. The evidence!: