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Performances That Should Have Been Nominated For an Oscar

By Michael Musto, Thursday, Oct. 23 2008 @ 9:00AM
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There are hundreds of great performances through the years that the Academy Awards have strangely neglected, but I like them, I really, really like them! They simply got shafted because they were in the wrong category, they didn't get the right buzz, they didn't ham it up enough, or they didn't give the right blow jobs. I feel the greatest oversights in Oscar history--i.e., the ones who most deserved a nomination and got shit on a shingle--were:

(1) Faye Dunaway for Mommie Dearest. She brilliantly captured the essence of cranky Joan Crawford, but Hollywood protects its own. Except for Faye Dunaway.

(2) Audrey Hepburn for My Fair Lady. Poor Audrey was punished for having been dubbed--as if that was her idea!

(3) Lisa Kudrow and Christina Ricci for The Opposite of Sex. Two sublimely witty turns that probably canceled each other out--plus they didn't have the screechy, showy gravitas that Oscar so adores.

(4) Anthony Perkins for Psycho. He should have been up for best actor AND best actress.

(5) Mia Farrow for Rosemary's Baby. She was perfection as the woman with the Vidal Sassoon cut who gave birth to the devil's spawn. (No, not Soon-Yi.)

(6) Courtney Love for The People vs. Larry Flynt. Alas, it turned into The Oscar vs. Rock Star's Widow.

(7) Jennifer Lopez for Gigli. Kidding. Just trying to see if you're paying attention.

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Comments (16)

lady blech says:

J Lo was better in Jersey Girl. Kidding.

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 23 2008 @ 9:07AM
plasma faye says:

you're so right about courtney. for once, her annoying neediness worked for her.

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 23 2008 @ 9:08AM
wednesday weld says:

Audrey was also punished for getting the part from Julie Andrews. So the Oscar went to...Julie Andrews for Mary Poppins!

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 23 2008 @ 9:21AM
Miss Mitzi Gaynor says:

Michael Honey,

Don't forget . . . .

Best Actress in a Leading Role:

Gwen Verdon as LoLa in Damn Yankee's

Best Actress in a Supporting Role:

Gloria Swanson as Gloria Swanson in Airport

Totally overlooked master performances by legendary, we mean iconic actresses.

Toodles,

Leading Lady Miss Mitzi Gaynor &
Supporting Maverick Norma Desmond

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 23 2008 @ 1:46PM
Jessie says:

Marilyn Monroe - Some Like It Hot
Merle Oberon - Wuthering Heights
Sylvia Miles - Heat
Bette Davis - Of Human Bondage
Dirk Bogarde - Death In Venice
Malcolm McDowell - A Clockwork Orange
Ewan McGregor - Trainspotting
Tallulah Bankhead - Lifeboat
Karen Black - The Day of the Locust
Shelly Duvall - 3 Women

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 23 2008 @ 3:24PM
snatch adams says:

Tallulah WAS nominated for Lifeboat, thank God.

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 23 2008 @ 3:27PM
tablogloid says:

Barbara Bllingsley (aka Beaver's mom, June Cleaver) for "Airplane" where she jive talks the head off a brother. Brilliant!

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 23 2008 @ 5:17PM
Jessie says:

Sorry, Snatch, but sadly, Tallulah was not nominated for Lifeboat.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0037017/awards

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 23 2008 @ 5:52PM
JonnyOneNote says:

Lili Taylor in "Dog Fight."

Posted On: Friday, Oct. 24 2008 @ 12:20AM
nicestdionysus says:

Lili Taylor in I SHOT ANDY WARHOL
Eric Bana in CHOPPER
Maggie Cheung in IRMA VEP
Isabelle Huppert in THE PIANO TEACHER

Posted On: Friday, Oct. 24 2008 @ 12:16PM
Jim says:

The NYFCC (New York Film Critics Circle) went where AMPAS (Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences) refused to go and gave Taloo its Best Actress award for "Lifeboat."

Posted On: Friday, Oct. 24 2008 @ 6:31PM
Johnny says:

How about that huge cock that those two Roman ladies were devouring in 'Caligula?' Best penis performance in a supporting role.

Posted On: Saturday, Oct. 25 2008 @ 11:50AM
A M says:

Marlene Dietrich, "Witness for the Prosecution"
Keir Dullea, "The Hoodlum Priest"
Robert Blake and Scott Wilson, "In Cold Blood".

I don't agree that Audrey Hepburn should have been nominated for "My Fair Lady". She was too weak as the cockney guttersnipe.

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 30 2008 @ 3:46AM
A M says:

Marlene Dietrich, "Witness for the Prosecution"
Keir Dullea, "The Hoodlum Priest"
Robert Blake and Scott Wilson, "In Cold Blood".

I don't agree that Audrey Hepburn should have been nominated for "My Fair Lady". She was too weak as the cockney guttersnipe.

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 30 2008 @ 3:47AM
SeeingI says:

Julie Andrews was totally robbed of her Oscar for "My Fair Lady." And, um, of the role itself.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 17 2008 @ 3:23PM
Gerald says:

Thanks for sharing the link - but sadly it seems to be down? Does anybody have a mirror or another supply?

Posted On: Tuesday, Dec. 22 2009 @ 3:36PM

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