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Happy Turkey Week, Chickens!

By Michael Musto, Monday, Nov. 24 2008 @ 11:19AM
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I wish you all gobs of giblet gravy, mountains of cranberry sauce, and swarms of hot sailors to wipe off your face afterwards. I'm taking this week off--I need the time to prepare my Swanson's TV dinner--but feel free to keep in touch with hot gossip or even just room-temperature leftovers. And watch out for the column coming out this Wednesday. It's a wowser that'll explode your mental microwave.

Wait, I'll leave you with a gossip tidbit to help tide you through the wicked week: Well-liked Siberian model Irina Pantaeva is heading for splitsville with her longtime discoverer/husband, Roland Levin. Wah!!!

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ladybug says:

You evil bitch. Leaving us with a divorce!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 24 2008 @ 11:45AM
madge says:

I love her? Don't they have a son? I remember when she was supposed to be in a Woody Allen movie but was cut out. She sailed through the experienced with glacial Siberian charm.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 24 2008 @ 11:46AM
Southern Dave says:

Darling Michael, you don't have to settle for a TV turkey dinner.

How about a chicken stuffed with your own turkey neck?

Or New Orleans' gift to holiday meals:

Turducken!

A turkey stuffed with a deboned duck stuffed with a deboned chicken, stuffed with erster dressing!

You can do the boning yourself if you want!

Gobble-Gobble!

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 25 2008 @ 2:59PM
F. Packer says:

Isn't there some law barring emotional abandonment of queens, intellectuals, and pre and post op trannies over the age of 30?

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 25 2008 @ 6:28PM
Vagino Dickson says:

After reading this week's Musto and still missing my daily fix, I comforted myself by poking around the Voice website and found it wasn't all hopelessness and desperation: http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/view/195461/1.

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 25 2008 @ 9:56PM
Cover says:

Very sad news indeed.

Posted On: Saturday, Nov. 29 2008 @ 8:27AM

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