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Last Chance To Make Anagrams Out of 'Sarah Palin'

By Michael Musto, Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 1:00PM
Comments (22)
Categories: Featured

PalinInDover-cropped2.jpg

Let's face it: Today, Sarah Palin is a punchline, but tomorrow, she'll be a mere footnote. So NOW is the final chance to make funny, insulting anagrams out of her illustrious name. Come on, kids, scramble around the letters 'SARAH PALIN' as if making a crazy salad from the tundra and come up with something disturbing yet oh so very apt. I've played around with this idea for hours, but most of the results weren't all that worthy. But I did make up one pretty good one:

"A RASH IN LAP"

All right, it's not THAT good, but I'm way open to other ideas. Ready, set, jump to conclusions... (And by the way, the next game will be Sarah Palin-dromes.)

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Comments (22)

bethesda johnson says:

La Rash Pain

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 1:25PM
nancy francy says:

Aha, la spin!

(but that leaves out an R).

I give up!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 1:26PM
Billy says:

Sarah Palin

Rah, a sin pal

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 1:29PM
John says:

Anal Has Rip, Jam Conch In

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 2:09PM
Billy says:

Damn Musto, the palin-drome was harder than I thought. It reads rough but here is my entry:

O' help, Miss Sarah Palin! I'm mini, lap harass simple ho!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 2:09PM
Dave W says:

A plain rash

Liar has nap

A sharp lash

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 2:13PM
Billy says:

another...

A rapin' lash

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 2:13PM
Mark says:

Sarah Palin
Has anal rip.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 2:38PM
Scott says:

Sarah Palin
"Anal Has Rip"

Lord knows, she has been a pain in the ass!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 2:39PM
Brother T. says:

Sarah Palin?

ASH PAN LIAR !!!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 2:42PM
Sloan says:

anal harpis

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 2:50PM
Sloan says:

Sara Phailn

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 2:52PM
Tom In Atlanta says:

Michael it is easier than u think. Just go to the Internet Anagram Server (which by the way can be transposed into “I, Rearrangement Servant” and first (to be fair) type in Michael Musto and see:

Mustache Limo
Malice Mouths
Camomile Tush
Hails Commute
Math Coliseum
Uh Omits Camel
Chaste Oil Mum
Oh, Malice Smut
Me Hot, Musical
Emails Hot cum

and about a thousand others.

As for Sarah:

Las Piranha
Liars Nap, Ha
Has Air Plan
Alphas Rain
Anal Parish
Plans A Hair
An Alpha, Sir
I Sharp, Anal


I still wish you would bring back the La Dolce Musto Podcast - which by the way is Compact Adults Soloed. You offered to read your column over the phone to me once but we’ve both been too busy.

Cheers then

Tom In Atlanta (Atonal Man Tit)

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 3:38PM
Billy says:

An Internet Anagram Server??? The internet totally takes the fun out of good ol' fashioned brainwork. No wonder our country continues to be dumbed down when we make it so easy for ourselves.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 4:37PM
Jasmine says:

Pain-al Rash
(which I suppose would be a painful anal rash)
or
Saharan Lip
or
Ah, Rip Anals.

That's all I've got.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 5:03PM
WillBFair says:

I will never say one disrespectful word about this sweet and gentle soul. It just goes to show how vicious queers can be to someone who only wants to help them.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 3 2008 @ 6:29PM
Furriner says:

Sarah Louise Heath Palin

A posher hill euthanasia

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 4 2008 @ 2:26AM
scruffy says:

Trust Sarah. Jesus can de-queer you. Guess what? She ain't hot! She's enough to turn anybody queer.

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 4 2008 @ 4:43AM
jim says:

Sarah Palin--

a plain rash

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 4 2008 @ 6:22AM
jim says:

Sarah Palin---

AR! Anal Ship...

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 4 2008 @ 6:29AM
Helene says:

A Plain Rash

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 4 2008 @ 11:22AM
flying high says:

anal rash pi

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 4 2008 @ 3:10PM

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