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Paris Hilton's Romantic Secrets

By Michael Musto, Thursday, Nov. 13 2008 @ 3:30PM
Comments (7)
Categories: I'm Also an Advice Columnist, Paris Hilton

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Paris Hilton seems to have finally clicked with a guy--Good Charlotte's Benji Madden--so I cornered her last week to ask why the relationship seems to be working better than her and Nicole did. "Please explain," I begged the Teflon socialite. "How do you stay a unit without straying? I'm old-school gay and usually can't stay faithful even for two dates." Like a vision from a fractured fairy tale, she smilingly obliged. The secret, Paris said, as if quoting an old issue of Tiger Beat magazine, is "being with someone who's your best friend and who loves you and won't hurt you. Benji and I have that. We're very close and we tell each other everything. I know he won't hurt me and I won't hurt him. There's a karma when people do things in relationships that are mean."

There IS? NOW you tell me! FUUUUCK!!!

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Comments (7)

ving says:

SHE LOOKS LIKE JACKIE MASON IN THAT PHOTO.

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 13 2008 @ 3:34PM
ladybug says:

Even Tiger Beat would have rejected those comments as too ridiculous!!! But I still wanna be her bff.

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 13 2008 @ 3:35PM
QueersSuck says:

Girlfriend is wearing way too much makeup. The green dress looked good on her but the bra straps showing thing-- not hot! What was that? Did she say something? I thought we agreed we would not pay attention to what she says only to what she wears! Oh, I see-switch from daylight savings hour, change the fire alarm batteries, and start listening to vapid bimbos. It is a seasonal thing. I got it now!

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 13 2008 @ 5:41PM
Jessie says:

Michael Musto, I said "MICHAEL MUSTO"...We have a warrant for your arrest. You are guilty of posting pictures of Paris Hilton twice in the same week. We don't look kindly on that kind of behaviour. Put your hands behind your back, head down and get in the car.

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 14 2008 @ 8:37AM
Ron Mwangaguhunga says:

Paris Hilton is such an Aquarius, buying into that quasi pseudo-religiousness. Her fellow Aquarius William Burroughs believed in Edgar Cayse, L. Ron Hubbard and Moroccan boys.

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 14 2008 @ 2:56PM
pantera Lilly says:

I thought she was a Pisces, not that I care of course!

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 14 2008 @ 8:28PM
sweetness says:

Paris looks very beautiful these days,must be love.
Benji is a great guy and I'm happy or them

Posted On: Saturday, Nov. 15 2008 @ 10:44PM

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