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Roseanne Hates Hate, But Loves Standup

By Michael Musto, Monday, Nov. 10 2008 @ 1:00PM
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A long-standing friend of my column, Roseanne has always served delicious outrage and bracing truths, all packaged as cutting-edge comedy. Well, our own esteemed food critic, Robert Sietsema, tells me she did an improv comedy set the other night at 9 Bleecker Street, which he said "identifies itself as the Yippie Museum" and looks "like a hippie crash pad, with couches strewn around and a litter of half-empty soft drink bottles."

Relates Sietsema, "The audience included Dana Beal, the founder of the Yippies, who had short hair and wore a V-neck sweater, like a Yuppie rather than a Yippie, and Aaron Kay, the famous anarchist pie thrower of decades ago. Wearing a stocking cap, he sprawled asleep on the couch during the entire performance. Some guy picked up a broom and started sweeping around the corners of the room, as if to make the place tidier for Roseanne."

And the grand diva's performance? "Still wearing her coat, a pair of Sarah Palin glasses, and with her gray-streaked hair piled lopsidedly on her head, she opened up with a string of expletives, shouting how she hated hate and shrieking at the audience and the world like a modern Lydia Lunch. She proclaimed herself 'America's most humorless humorist' and went on to say that there weren't words ugly enough to described how ugly the world is.

"Then she launched into a line of attack that started, 'I want to see Bush, Cheney, Palin, and McCain repent, because they're all sinners, and I hate them for their hate.' She continued on a philosophical note, expanding on the idea of how feudal the word 'Lord' is as applied to the Deity. Finally, she ended with an analysis of 9/11 that praised the emergency responders, who, according to her analysis ('I'm a socialist,' she asserted) were working class people risking their lives to help horrible Wall Streeters wearing suits."

After that, the host did some Dubya impressions, then he brought Roseanne up for 10 more minutes of whacked out comedy. Says Sietsema, "It had been one of the strangest evenings I'd ever experienced, and Fellini might have written the screenplay." And I missed it! Waa! I hate THAT!!!

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babycakes says:

The domestic goddess continues to rock. This is what Jennifer Aniston should be doing!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 10 2008 @ 1:47PM
gwendolyn pigeon says:

Huh? Is something missing here?

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 10 2008 @ 1:55PM
The Late Tallulah Bankhead says:

I like it best when Rosie finishes up her act by opening up her coat and shooting ping pong balls out of her twat. She has incredible aim: it's almost always a Repulblican "hater" that gets hit in the eye.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 10 2008 @ 2:12PM
Howard Bannister says:

She is out of her mind. She lost me when she started doing those cheesy "tahitian village" timeshare ads - isn't that a bit beneath her. is she that broke!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 10 2008 @ 4:05PM
F. Packer says:

I heard the exact same monologue delivered by a man in Bellevue's Emergency Room while he waited for his complimentary lithium.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 10 2008 @ 5:11PM
Kris says:

I LOVE Roseanne....good or bad, up or down...on drugs or off! She is hilarious and we are lucky to have her around! Especially in this day and age when speakers of truth are looked at as nutcases. Nutcase she may be...truthteller she is! Check out her radio show! Go to KCAA.com and follow the links! Rock on Rosie, Rock on!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 10 2008 @ 8:17PM
Ryan says:

As eccentric as she comes of sometimes, she always seems to make the MOST sense in this basket-cased world!!!
And she makes me laugh my ass off while doing so, so I gotta love her!
I truly believe that if you're alive today and you're 100% happy and sane...there's something seriously wrong with you!
It's time we stop clutching at normality and embrace this world for what it really is, so we can start improving it.
Know the truth and it will set you free.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 10 2008 @ 10:18PM
Jonathan says:

I love Roseanne. She's funny, smart and a bit crazy! But hey...aren't we all? Her sitcom was the #1 sitcom in the country for 5 years, and what she has done for feminism is staggering.

She's an amazing woman and I can't get enough of her!

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 11 2008 @ 4:30AM
Barney Rubell says:

Roseanne and Johnny Argent are on the radio live every Tuesday thru Friday from 4p to 5p PACIFIC TIME......

www.kcaaradio.com that's www.kcaaradio.com.....

Look to your left of the KCAA website and clicl on LISTEN LIVE....

Or check out Roseanne shows Podcast on www.roseannworld.com

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 11 2008 @ 5:14PM
Leonard Cohen says:

She is one of the top ten stands up comedians in the United States. Her London performance was outstanding..."The only time our government tells the truth is when they are calling each other liars!"

Few people can see things from so many angles-she sure can. As far as the Tahiti village-I would take half a million ANY day, to speak a few minutes-but they have not asked me yet!

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 11 2008 @ 6:20PM
roberta says:

it is with great disappointment and shame that i write to and about roseann. shame on you for calling your fellow jews nazis. jews are a persecuted minority and don't need "jews" like you making comments. i guess this is one reason your popularity has diminished. i'm sure it will decrease even further after remarks such as you have made.

Posted On: Thursday, Jan. 1 2009 @ 11:07PM

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