I would have bought his sweat for a thousand a drop.

He could have sold a big boxy of crazy.

Wasn't it true that big macho Brando was a Princess Tiny Meat? Haven't some of his exes commented on that? Or am I thinking of Monty Clift?

You are thinking of Monty Clift.

But Brando could have sold that photo of himself blowing a male friend (allegedly Wally Cox) that appears in "Marlon Brando: Unzipped" and which does NOT appear doctored.

Before his death in 2004, Marlon died with only about $8,500 in his pocket: he paid a bunch of people (including me) to toss Big Macs and Little Debbie Snack Cakes over the wall of his compound. And yes, he had a big penis once, but he got so obese, it ultimately was reduced in girth until it looked like a pimple.

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He could maybe have sold Sacheen Littlefeather's cel number.

Or possibly he could've autographed his Big Mac wrappers and attached an affadavit stating they had his DNA on them.

And, seriously, is it possible to write a sadder phrase about someone than "And yes, he had a big penis once.."?

Brando could have sold you the belief that everything you hold dear to your heart was false and worthless.

Have the courage to dream before you speak

If that was Wally's cox, I'll eat my, uh hat. It was long and black and doesn't look like anything Wally would naturally have on his person.

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He could have auctioned off his autographed copy of Orson Welles' book "How NOT to Grow Old Gracefully".(With a forward by Burt Reynolds).

so what! qvc went downhill after the ivanna trump show! she was a trend-setter!

i respect marlon brando!

When I read about Marlon's x rated picture I always think back to a tres gay pool pahtay in Monmouth Beach NJ in the roaring 1970's when a gaggle of older NYC gents in attendance
( probably in their 60's but I was in my 20's so they were OLD!) gathered inside out of the sun, reminiscing village-y show biz memories. One in particular mentioned Marlon as a young acquaintance ( I think even roomie for awhile!) with a "taste" for black men and that there were several pics to prove it...these many years later his story apparently is truth rather than vodka fueled gossip! wonder if the rest will ever show up?