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Why Laura Bush Isn't Making a Bundle on Her Memoirs

By Michael Musto, Friday, Jan. 9 2009 @ 9:00AM
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Categories: politics

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Our first lady (tick, tick, tick) Laura Bush is penning her memoirs, and reports say she's getting a way smaller advance than the eight million whoppers Hillary Clinton nabbed for a somewhat similar work. And I have some pretty good ideas as to why that is. First of all, with the economy (and publishing) in the toilet, book advances are way lower than they used to be, and Laura has one whacked-out person she can thank for that--her husband!

Secondly, Hillary is a rounded, fascinating creature who had lots of scandals and conflicts to address. Laura certainly has her own scandals, like her big-time car accident all those wacky years ago, but she undoubtedly won't address them in the book, or at least not in the gloves-off, nitty gritty way we want to fork over major dollars for.

And finally, the Bushes are not terribly poo-pular right now, so we're not exactly anxious to crawl into the Missus' noggin and hear wacky excuses for the war in Iraq, the rotten financial state of our nation, and the marital enablement she clings to. But I'll give the woman the benefit of the doubt and hope we all find her book as riveting as Dubya found The Pet Goat as the world blew up.

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mamma says:

She ain't geting 88 cents out of me, Rose!

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 9 2009 @ 9:54AM
lady bird says:

She should have written a book DURING the administration to explain why the fuck we were in Iraq. Too late, Laura, you ennabling witch.

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 9 2009 @ 9:55AM
One Lesbo says:

Hi there -

We know our lesbos at Two Lesbos Goin At It and Laura Bush has no connection to us. While that is unfortunate - she's cute and sweet - we still like her ok.

It was the Dick's wife who wrote the lesbian novel. And that is of course why daughter Mary is one of us! Mom writes lesbian novel while in near proximity to daughter - exoexpressolesbianoiscreatedo! It's all science dear.

Here are some links about it:

Lynne Cheney's SISTERS - WHITEHOUSE.ORGGET A ONE OF A KIND COPY OF "SISTERS" – SIGNED BY LYNNE CHENEY HERSELF. (For Real!) ... Quality Books From the Writers of WHITEHOUSE. ...
www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp - 22k - Cached - Similar pages -
Lynne Cheney novel churns controversy in Senate race - CNN.comThe novel, featuring a lesbian love affair, was brought up Friday amid a contentious Senate ... Lynne Cheney discusses book controversy, political issues . ...
www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/10/29/cheney.lynne.novel/index.html - 47k - Cached - Similar pages -
WOLF BLITZER CONFRONTS LYNNE CHENEY ABOUT LESBIAN AFFAIRS ...Oct 27, 2006 ... President Dick Cheney's wife, Lynne, wrote a book called "Sisters",. which featured a lesbian love affair, brothels and attempted rapes." ...
www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/10/27/wolf-blitzer-confronts-ly_n_32666.html - 52k - Cached - Similar pages -
Amazon.com: Sisters: Lynne Cheney: BooksSell a Digital Version of This Book in the Kindle Store. If you are a publisher or author ... No one today writes Lesbian fiction quite like Lynne Cheney! ...
www.amazon.com/Sisters-Lynne-Cheney/dp/0451112040 - 258k - Cached - Similar pages -
USATODAY.com - Publisher cancels reissue of racy novel by Lynne CheneyApr 3, 2004 ... A publisher has canceled plans to reissue a racy novel by Lynne Cheney, wife of Vice President Dick Cheney, after she said the book did not ...
www.usatoday.com/life/books/news/2004-04-03-cheney-book_x.htm - 62k - Cached - Similar pages -
Lynne Cheney tells CNN that lesbian love novels are appropriate ...Oct 27, 2006 ... Let's find out whether Lynne Cheney's book about lesbian love, attempted rate, and whorehouses is appropriate for your grandchildren. ...
www.americablog.com/2006/10/lynne-cheney-tells-cnn-that-lesbian.html - Similar pages -
Lynne Cheney - SourceWatch"Lynne Cheney's Lesbian Sex Novel," Global News Matrix/PrisonPlanet.com, ... " Life Imitates Art: Lynne and Mary Cheney Write Books," PERRspectives Blog, ...
www.sourcewatch.org/index

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 9 2009 @ 10:25AM
musto says:

I'm a dumbo and will correct this asap. I KNEW it was too interesting to be Laura's book!

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 9 2009 @ 10:47AM
billyjoe says:

I prefer to remember the private Laura Bush . . . . relaxing with a Kool 100 in her manicured fingers while listening to Buddy Holly and Roy Orbison tunes on her Ipod.

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 9 2009 @ 11:38AM
billyjoe says:

I prefer to remember the private Laura Bush . . . . relaxing with a Kool 100 in her manicured fingers while listening to Buddy Holly and Roy Orbison tunes on her Ipod.

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 9 2009 @ 11:39AM
Sean says:

Everything isn't alright WEIRDO!
Release that disturbing ass grin already

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 9 2009 @ 12:19PM
Jon says:

Maybe the poor dear will be forced to give driving lessons to make up the financial deficit.

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 9 2009 @ 3:28PM
La Grand Puta de Santa Ana says:

Laura Bush can write about how she and her husband fought against the Taliban and Saddam and liberated women from their burkhas and ......oh, wait. Didn't happen......

She SHOULD write about her two timing drunkard and his 'brown sugar' wrecking her marraige. She SHOULD write about day to day living with a dry drunk who finally goes off the wagon. She SHOULD write about the (can we all hope) upcoming divorce, if the Brit tabs are to be believed.

Instead she'll write her crap about Jesus, baking girl scouts, and those bitches who wore the same De La Renta gown as she!

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 9 2009 @ 9:56PM
La Grand Puta de Santa Ana says:

We should all rate this picture! Doesn't she look like she has a piece of White House china up her ass????
Thank the gods we won't have Dime Bag Laura and her botox job to look at much longer!

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 9 2009 @ 10:02PM
Barry says:

I found this story on google news and this is my first time on this site. The story was good enough to get me interested but the comments sealed the deal. I think I found a new news source.

Posted On: Saturday, Jan. 10 2009 @ 12:13AM
The Late Tallulah Bankhead says:


I heard she's a raging bitch behind closed doors. I hope that's true.

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 12 2009 @ 8:16PM

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