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They're Putting The Gays In Camps

By Michael Musto, Wednesday, Apr. 15 2009 @ 3:30PM
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Categories: gaaaaayyyyyy

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I knew this would happen: A boot camp just for gays, starting next Monday morning. And it's even called, unabashedly enough, "Gay Men's Boot Camp." But this isn't some kind of POW detainee prison with barb wire and only solid colors. It's a place for self-inflicted punishment, designed to make your abs ripple and your tummy flatten. According to the release, the camp, "located at the Christopher Street Pier, is an outdoor boot camp program complete with fitness instruction, nutritional counseling, and motivational training--just for gay men! Pride is almost here and Fire Island is just around the corner, but is your body ready for display again? Get back in shape with a four-week boot camp guaranteed to leave you ripped and ready."

My gay God! Ghettoizing gay men while appealing to their most superficial fears and stereotypical insecurities is just...a great idea for financial success!

So all you dingbats should get your flabby asses over there pronto (register online: www.GayMensBootCamp.com or call for more info: 646-454-0777). I'd join you, but I have a four-week commitment to some pizza.

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james says:

I agree. This is praying on the fears of the stereotypical gay man.

Where do I sign up? :-p

But seriously. Why is it that we all have to look like these clones? I say we bring back "Big Is Beautiful."

Who's with me?

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 15 2009 @ 3:37PM
kid millions says:

I thought body fascism was over. When will the gay community wake up and grow up?

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 15 2009 @ 3:45PM
UhOkay says:

I won't have some facist barking at me through a megaphone - unless I write the script!

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 15 2009 @ 4:05PM
colonel klink says:

This is like Auschwitz, but fun!

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 15 2009 @ 4:13PM
Billy says:

Drop and give me 10....inches!!

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 15 2009 @ 4:44PM
UhOkay says:

OK, let's get serious. Now, before I say yes, what's the thread count on the sheets?

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 15 2009 @ 6:08PM
Jonster says:

Now I'm no TV producer but isn't this the wrong contestant pool for this type of show? Shouldn't they be trawling food courts in Alabama shopping malls or something? The money gay men spend on moisturizer alone could feed Bolivia.

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 15 2009 @ 11:51PM
disgraciella says:

Newsflash: It's not a TV show! It's an actual boot camp where you pay actual money to tone up so you'll look goood in a gay Speedo!

Posted On: Thursday, Apr. 16 2009 @ 1:46AM
La Grand Puta says:

Happy Teabagging Day everyone!
Gay men camping for some tramping! Losing the beer gut and getting ready for a different set of hard times! One thing though, leave the orange bronzer for the straights!
Especially the straight white bubbas who were celebrating some kind of bad blowjob by Fox News today. These men are so easily duped-they think Ann Coulter is hot because she is as big around as the wife's forearm....
The summer Pride seasons are upon us- we should all strive to look our best for CNN!


Posted On: Thursday, Apr. 16 2009 @ 2:54AM
Jonster says:

Oops, I thought it was a reality show.

I'd rather work out at Equinox.

Sounds like a flounder of an idea.

Posted On: Thursday, Apr. 16 2009 @ 1:00PM
Jayjay 75 says:

I hated sports before. One day I really wanted to try something new so I made some research online and I found Gay Men's Boot Camp. I rapidly see the change and now that I like sports, I don't feel the pain any more just the effectiveness. Thanks Gay Men Boots!!!

Posted On: Tuesday, Jun. 23 2009 @ 4:39PM
Nick says:

I totally agree with Jayjay75, Gay Men's Boot Camp is great. I love it. You should try...I feel in a very great shape. And, Gay Men's Boot Camp has effects on your body but also on your health. LOVE GAY MEN'S BOOT CAMP.

Posted On: Tuesday, Jun. 30 2009 @ 2:01PM

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