I'd fuck Scarlet, slap Angelina, and marry Angelina.

No one would marry Angelina because (a) you have to deal with alll those kids (b) You don't fuck when you're married.

You have managed to pick the three most annoying women in show biz. I'd slap all three!!

Definitely Fuck Scarlett, marry Angie and slap the shit outta Jen. That pointy little chin is just asking for it.

I'd repeatedly slap Jennifer Aniston because she's a talent-free N O T H I N G.

I'd fuck Scarlet (while pretending she's her brother), marry Aniston so I could hang out with Courtney Cox and David Aquette, and I'd slap the shit out of Jolie...preferably into oncoming traffic.

Fuck Scarlet (like everyone else but Michael).
Marry no one (until gays can get married - like Angelina vowed).
Slap no one (I'm mostly non-violent).
Torture Dick Cheney (some things are just necessary).

If I were male:

F: Angelina Jolie
M: Scarlett
S: Jennifer Aniston

Fuck Scarlet (because she's the hottest)
Marry Jen (because she's the sweetest)
Slap Angelina (because she's the craziest)

Fucke'em and THEN slap the shit out of all of them

First you'd probably have to tear Angelina off the other two.

Obviously fuck Angelina and slap the other two.

Angelina's looking a little funky lately so I'd actually fuck Jennifer Aniston (shoot me, I think she's hot), slap Angelina, and marry Scarlett. At least Scarlett would always be busy on the road.

Scarlett has wet my knickers since "Horse Whispers." She's my girl. So I'd fuck her, slap Jennifer, and marry Angelina. (Fucking Angelina would be too obvious and besides she's probably got STDs.)

I'd shoot the lawyer twice.

Angelina Jolie - Fuck

Jennifer Aniston - Slap

Scarlett Johansson - Marry

Eeeewwwww Women

This is clearly an inappropriate question and you should be ashamed of yourself.
I'd fuck the old lady in Two and a Half Men. She drives me wild.
I'd marry Scarlett (because marrying Jen would mean forever being compared to Brad Pitt and that's just shoot-myself-in-the-fucking-head territory).
I'd slap the mother fucking shit out of Angelina, but she's a scary bitch and she'd probably beat the fucking crap out of me right back till I was a whimpering mess. Cool.

Why not marry Scarlet? That will most certainly involve bondage, some slapping, and fucking.

So F-M-S Scarlet, ignore the others (they won't mind, they'll be out shopping anyhows, for handbags and babies); and as suggested earlier torture Cheney, but not in a nice way.

'Coz a man gotta do what a man gotta do.

I'd fuck Brad Pitt so would probably have to slap Angelina although Jen deserves it more for being in all those tabloids. Who the hell really wants to get married?

I'd have Fucked all, marry none and slapped them as well

Angelina Jolie - a sensual actress, beautiful lips, who would not want it for a living ... it's clear I would take a wife if I were a man.:)