So Oprah doesn't really work out? Shock!

I love the one about the singer in the diapers. I'll have to look through the list of '80s Tony winners and decide who that is.

And the crotch grabber has to be David Carradine. So he was even kinkier than we thought! Yowsah.

Which Tony Award winning belter from the '80s?

Betty Buckley comes to mind.

Which ex president supposedly has 46 Secret Service agents?

W ... and we're paying for them?!

Which star who died kinkily once grabbed a male friend of mine's crotch in a crowd by way of a come-on?

Are you sure it wasn't a spontaneous kung fu move.

Which faux socialite with sticky fingers likes to get slapped around in bed?

I can see her (bruised) face but can't recall the name.

Which young guy who pals around with a media heiress started crying when a pudgy trick of his couldn't get it up?

Who's hanging with Lydia Hearst these days.

Which fashion arbiter gets snickered at every time she demands a car when she's invited somewhere?

Anna Wintour (Conde Nasty cut back on car service); Andre Leon Talley

Which gym's staff organized to try to revoke that actor's membership after numerous cases of sexual harassment?

Exquinox . . . the You Light Up My Life jerk.

Which rock star's daughter is dirt-dumb?

Bob Geldof

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Jennifer Holliday is the 80s diaper belter.

Dubya in the guy who needs 46 secret service men.

David Carradine grabbed your friends' crotch but then his recent death seems too obvious.

Is the faux-socialite Paris Hilton or Perez Hilton?

Winston Lapham, Amanda Hearst's boyfriend.

Kathy Lee Gifford has the three trainers.

Mylie Cyrus as the dim-daughter?

Anna Wintour as the car-diva-in-demand?

Sexual harrassment by an actor. Oh so general.

I don't have an idea of the rest.

Travolta has been said to enjoy exposing himself in gym saunas around the country for years.

Kelly Osbourne is the dumb rock star daughter. She was in a play in London.

Carter needs all the guards due to his unpopularity in the middle east and other places.

Jimmy Carter is only unpopular in some parts of Israel, in terms of foreign countries. The dude almost has no security detail either.

defintely kelly osbourne. shes a mess. its not winston lapham, he doesn't date a hearst anymore but supposedly a department store heiress now. i say its jared kushner!