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Perez Hilton

What's Your Favorite Perez Hilton Scandal?

By Michael Musto, Monday, Jun. 29 2009 @ 1:00PM
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Categories: Featured, scandal

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All in just the last few months, my spiritual godchild Perez Hilton landed in three massive controversies that have made him way more interesting a gossip subject than the people he blogs about.

So what's your fave Perez scandal:

*His asking Miss USA contestant Carrie Prejean about gay marriage, then deriding her through the media (with my help) for giving the wrong answer?

*His running shots from Milk screenwriter Dustin Lance Black's unsafe sex past (thereby prompting the new expression "Got condoms yet?")?

*Or his calling Black Eyed Peas' abusive will.i.am the f-word and ending up getting punched out by the group's tour manager?

Do you like the fracas with the c-word, the g-word, or the f-word?

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Comments (22)

Cha Cha Walters says:

My favorite scandal for this douchebag is yet to come. I think he'll find himself in some low-rent Michael Jackson style molestation trial in the future....right after he blows all his money and becomes drug addicted and destitute.

Me no likey.

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 29 2009 @ 1:10PM
Tim says:

I think he'll be found stuffed into a garbage can in a back alley with something sticking out of his corpse, dildo, needle, something unholy and there will be no witnesses and it will be a soon to be forgotten unsolved murder, the end.

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 29 2009 @ 1:21PM
F. Packer says:

ML got hit because someone took exception to a person screaming "You're a faggot!" in their face. Hardly seems like Gandhi embarking on the fucking Salt March.

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 29 2009 @ 1:22PM
Karma says:

Pigez got exactly what was coming to him after years of bullying those who chose not to pander to him, or had what he wanted which is namely money, fame and talent. He saw an opportunity to get what he thought would be good publicity for himself only to have it backfire when he instigated that fight between himself and Will. i. am. He lied about what led up to getting hit, he lied about who initially assaulted him, and the biggest reason he used that offensive word is because he knew he couldn't get away with calling Will an even more offensive word starting with the letter n and I think that's what he really wanted to call him. I can't wait for this disgusting piece of humanity's fifteen minutes to finally be over so he can fade into obscurity once more.

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 29 2009 @ 2:09PM
L:Aobserver says:

Musto, don't compare yourself to this warped human being. You're witty as hell, a NY staple and come across as chill.
True story - a couple years ago i was driving up a street in W. Hollywood and saw what I thought - due to gait, meaty build and head size - was a kid with Down's Syndrome carrying a laptop. I thought, 'that's great to see' - when I passed him I recognized him as Perez Hilton, leaving his old Coffee Bean haunt.
In summation, it is possible Perez might have learning disabilities, long term emotional problems or just be kind of slow...

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 29 2009 @ 2:41PM
marla marples says:

Perez is Bigfoot whereas la dolce Musto is an old warty lesbian nun -- take your pick!!!

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 29 2009 @ 3:00PM
everybody's girl says:

I'll take the lesbian nun--but I like Perez too. He makes waves, and that's always a good thing.

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 29 2009 @ 3:10PM
mee says:

My favorite Perez Hilton scandal was when he was hitting on that other blogger and trying to get him to sleep with him - love it

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 29 2009 @ 3:35PM
b a t k i s s says:

The 'F' word was his most misfortunate situation and the one from which he stands to learn the most.

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 29 2009 @ 5:38PM
Jonster says:

Agree. The F Word. He waged a one-woman campaign to get Isaiah Washington off Greys Anatomy.

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 29 2009 @ 8:11PM
GiorgioToronto says:

That pussy got knocked the fuck out, on pride week, in front of Ultra Supper Club, on Queen West. Word on the street is passerby's, in town for the festivities, were laughing so hard they nearly keeled over.

pigez (lmao) or whatever the fuck the name is, is not welcome in Toronto, so stay home.

Michael Musto, on the other hand, is the man. And the parade was a big success, as per usual.

RIP Michael Jackson.

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 29 2009 @ 10:45PM
CMG says:

MM, no need to worry you are and never were like that human dung.

I think his snark post about Michael Jackson at the hospital believing it was a cry for publicity has not gotten enough attention.

Calling Will.i.am the f-word not only was cowardly (he knew he could have gone further in saying something to provoke Will but decided to get all self-loathing again) but it also happened after he lied on his twitter account over the circumstances of what happened. The way he treated Fergie was what started this.

Also MM, while you have outed people I am not sure you ever said something as presumptive as "gayface".

I'll take the lesbian nun tool

Posted On: Monday, Jun. 29 2009 @ 11:54PM
La Grand Puta says:

Call someone the Fword and this is what you deserve Miss Laundromat.
You're supposed to report on celebrities. You are not supposed to try and act like one. You almost become a semi legitimate papo with your publicity stunt of a question. Then you turn around and show the world what a low life you still are by assaulting a real celebrity with a hate crime. If one of the TMZ boys called a celebrity the fword, you would be the first one calling it a hate crime and demanding justice. Can you truly take your own medicine Miss Thing?
Make sure you bring your hair dresser to court, just like Zsa Zsa dahling!

Posted On: Tuesday, Jun. 30 2009 @ 2:20AM
Mark says:

I refuse to read his blog. I think Michael K from dlisted is a funnier and much more talented writer...more like yourself than Perez.

Posted On: Tuesday, Jun. 30 2009 @ 7:55AM
Anne says:

Perez Hilton has placed blind items outing underage transitioning children of celebrities. Transgender children are subject to violence and having rich parents doesn't protect them. Hilton placing those items (for what, money?) is reprehensible and malicious. He's a lowlife. I suspect Perez is a substance abuser and he's going to ruin his life. It used to be a vicious queen would burn bridges in a town and move to another. This one is going to burn bridges all over the world. Who is going to want to see him coming.

Posted On: Tuesday, Jun. 30 2009 @ 10:52AM
Anne says:

Sorry, I should have proofed first. The last line should read: "Who is going to want to see him coming?"

Posted On: Tuesday, Jun. 30 2009 @ 10:55AM
Cha Cha Walters says:

mee is right - that Jonathan Jaxson mess with Perez was super tawdry and degrading - look it up if you missed it.

Mark is also right - Michael K from dlisted is HILARIOUS. He's witty and clever, unlike the mentally challenged and just generally fugly Perez.

That bitch needs to take some of the money he's making and get plastic surgery ASAP...before he goes bankrupt again and has no cash left.

Posted On: Tuesday, Jun. 30 2009 @ 1:59PM
Musto says:

I hear Perez will be on the cover of The Advocate very son. Congrats, P.H.!!

Posted On: Tuesday, Jun. 30 2009 @ 8:13PM
pr says:

As dumbass a queen as Hilton is, Hilton's c, g, or f word fiascos don't hold a candle to your gmp, as in gay midget porn, fiasco with your closet gay boyfriend Olberman. the gay Mutt and Jeff, And How!

Posted On: Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 11:00PM
nicestdionysus says:

A disgusting self-loathing gay man. Why Musto continues to nuzzle up in his shit is totally beyond me.
May this be the end of PH.

Posted On: Friday, Jul. 3 2009 @ 12:20PM
Rick Shur says:

We are smug at our peril. I think Perez is the most dangerous homosexual on the planet and a threat to gay survival. Homophobes should be dealt with as the sick people they are, with tender loving care by those of us who are not afraid of love. We must respect their fear because it is real. We must calm their fears, not inflame them. If we insist on playing cowboys and Indians with people who are afraid of us, we will die in numbers that will make AIDS seem like a mild nuisance.

Posted On: Friday, Jul. 3 2009 @ 9:00PM
Dean says:

I have quit his column with the zealotry of a reformed smoker shunning tobacco. I never want to see his fat ass pedaling around town (like he could follow YOUR dust, Michael. Musto rules.

Posted On: Saturday, Jul. 4 2009 @ 3:00PM

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