Another Round of Fuck-Marry-Slap
You know the rules. I name three celebrities, then you decide which one you'd love to fuck, which one you'd marry, and which one you'd slap (gently on the wrist, mind you).
Here goes:
Jake Gyllenhaal
Jack Black
Ryan Seacrest
For me, this one's easy. I'd fuck Jake, marry Jack, and slap Ryan. Duh.
And you?
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I like bears so I'd fuck Jack. Slap Jake. Marry Ryan.
I know I'm the only one with those choices, which makes me feel even better.
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 10 2009 @ 9:37AMI'd fuck Jake, fuck Jake, and then fuke Jake again.
Slap the other two.
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 10 2009 @ 9:38AMFuck Bea Arthur, marry Rue McLanahan, slap Betty White.
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 10 2009 @ 10:01AMThis is difficult... because TRUTH is -- I'd both fuck and marry Jake -- and slap the other two repeatedly and frequently until my palms were sore (Jack & Ryan both annoy me).
However - in the spirit of following the rules, here goes:
Marry: Jake
Fuck: Ryan (and slap him afterward)
Slap: Jack
i can't believe everyone isn't saying "Fuck Jake". It's such a "Duh."
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 10 2009 @ 12:21PMI would Marry Jake,
Slap Jack and
Slap-fuck Ryan.
I don't like any of them. I guess I would slap Seacrest and then kill myself.
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 10 2009 @ 1:53PMI would marry Ryan because that boy is hard working and makes some good money. And he IS kinda cute. But then I would cheat on him by fucking Jake(like a whorey Alexis from Dynasty) because Ryan would be always busy with work. And definitely bitch slap Jack Black because he is annoying like a persistent bug. Hell, with all of Ryan's money, I might even hire some goons to really beat him up! Now, that will make it a true soap opera! We ARE playing a fantasy here, right?
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 10 2009 @ 5:09PMFuck Jake,
Fuck Jack,
Slap Musto for recycling this tired concept yet again.
I don't want to marry anyone.
Fuck Ryan to force him to come out, marry Jake and be his beard, slap Jack Black for ruining Harold Ramis' career.
Ideally I would go with fudge's suggestions.
Posted On: Sunday, Jul. 12 2009 @ 4:13PM
