Sleep with Donald Trump and just for grins slap Rosie. But he would have to keep his hair on

Sleep with Rosie. I like 'em butch.

I'd do Trump. At least he USED to be semi hot.

Can't I have a three-way with the two of them? Their mutual aggression would be sort of a turn on.

I know you said this wasn't an option, but: Neither!!!!

rosie o'fucking donnell, as long as I can cick the bitch senseless after I am done

How about:

LaToya Jackson vs. Sascha Cohen as Bruno

I'll go with LaToya!

the Donald on top!
(I hope he has the bigger dick.)

The Donald on top of Trump Tower after being showered with really expensive gifts.

The Donald, only because I would take video and blackmail him after and be set for life.

Rosie, cos' I despise Trump!

Rosie. She has more hair on her balls.

DONALD.

but be nice about Rosie you guys... why is she always the butt of such misogyny? she's brilliant, well spoken, opinionated, talented, charismatic and she stands up for what she believes. Oh, i guess that's why.

you PIGS!

I LOVE Rosie and would definitely pick her for the lovin'.