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Which Of These Two Would You Sleep With?

Which Of These Two Would You Sleep With?

By Michael Musto, Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 1:00PM
Comments (14)
Categories: Donald Trump, Featured, Rosie O'Donnell

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David Shankbone
It's a whole new game, kids, though it might sound a tiny bit reminiscent of our old "Fuck-Marry-Slap" pastime. This one has you determining which of two people you would get it on with--the two people being celebrities that I name at random. "Neither" is not a choice in this game, mind you. You must pick one of the two celebs I serve up and then you must go through with the sex act--in your mind, anyway.

And those celebs are:

Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump.

Hot, huh? So which of the two would you get biblical with? Decide now.

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Comments (14)

Steve says:

Sleep with Donald Trump and just for grins slap Rosie. But he would have to keep his hair on

Posted On: Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 1:15PM
wisebear says:

Sleep with Rosie. I like 'em butch.

Posted On: Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 1:19PM
gracie says:

I'd do Trump. At least he USED to be semi hot.

Posted On: Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 2:05PM
ladybug says:

Can't I have a three-way with the two of them? Their mutual aggression would be sort of a turn on.

Posted On: Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 2:06PM
dabitch says:

I know you said this wasn't an option, but: Neither!!!!

Posted On: Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 2:20PM
gigio says:

rosie o'fucking donnell, as long as I can cick the bitch senseless after I am done

Posted On: Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 2:25PM
ving says:

How about:

LaToya Jackson vs. Sascha Cohen as Bruno

I'll go with LaToya!

Posted On: Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 2:47PM
nostradavid says:

the Donald on top!
(I hope he has the bigger dick.)

Posted On: Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 2:55PM
Jim Queen says:

The Donald on top of Trump Tower after being showered with really expensive gifts.

Posted On: Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 3:06PM
Anonymous says:

The Donald, only because I would take video and blackmail him after and be set for life.

Posted On: Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 3:11PM
Anonymous says:

Rosie, cos' I despise Trump!

Posted On: Wednesday, Jul. 1 2009 @ 3:35PM
snatchorama says:

Rosie. She has more hair on her balls.

Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 2 2009 @ 12:48AM
sloan says:

DONALD.

but be nice about Rosie you guys... why is she always the butt of such misogyny? she's brilliant, well spoken, opinionated, talented, charismatic and she stands up for what she believes. Oh, i guess that's why.

you PIGS!

Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 2 2009 @ 3:58PM
Musto says:

I LOVE Rosie and would definitely pick her for the lovin'.

Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 2 2009 @ 4:08PM

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