Torn between two lovers,feeling like a fool...

Uggh... what a choice! LOL

I'd definitely choose Whoopi. On the few occasions where she actually wore a dress in public -- I recall that her body was surprisingly decent and that she had nice legs. However, that was in the 1990's when she was "dating" Ted Danson. Also -- given that she gives me STRONG lesbian vibes, maybe she'd be willing to top (which makes her an even better candidate).

Not to totally diss Betty, however -- she does seem as if she might have been a bit of a "wildcat" in her youth.

I DID fuck Whoopi, but I'd definitely choose Betty.

Betty, once, but she's too old now. And Whoopi would probably get me stoned first.

Betty has a certain hotness, though I'd definitely find it hotter if she adopted a sort of dumb Rose Nylan-y pose rather than a slutty Sue Ann Nivensy one. Fucking a moron is hotter than fucking a slut.

Neither! I'll take Barbara Walters and Rue McClanahan.

Share the bed with Betty White after we stuff our faces with cheesetake after hearing another St. Olaf story.

Jesus, you don't make it easy Michael. This is some sick shit right here. I'd have to go with Whoopi, I guess, after quite a bit of brandy. Have you ever heard the term blind drunk? Maybe some smoke -- pfft! -- on top of that. Betty White, with all due respect is too -- and how does one say this without sounding douchebag? -- "fragile." A Golden Girl, to be sure, but Fragile.

I'm with CMG. Also , Whoopi is a bigtime farter. No thanks.

I'd fuck Whoopi and come in Betty White's face.

THREE-WAY !!!

Probably neither would sleep with me cos I snore. And sing. And tell jokes.

I'd do Betty up the ass.

My fear is that Whoopi has a similar headress down below too! At least Betty's probably bald.

Actually, I think I'd enjoy a roll with Whoops.