Which of These Two Would You Sleep With? Part Two
You know the rules: You must have sex with one of two people I am about to name. You can't say "Neither" and you can't pretend you didn't hear the choices. Agreed? OK, good. Wet your lips and prepare to decide:
Whoopi Goldberg or Betty White.
Go!
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Torn between two lovers,feeling like a fool...
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 9 2009 @ 11:15AMUggh... what a choice! LOL
I'd definitely choose Whoopi. On the few occasions where she actually wore a dress in public -- I recall that her body was surprisingly decent and that she had nice legs. However, that was in the 1990's when she was "dating" Ted Danson. Also -- given that she gives me STRONG lesbian vibes, maybe she'd be willing to top (which makes her an even better candidate).
Not to totally diss Betty, however -- she does seem as if she might have been a bit of a "wildcat" in her youth.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 9 2009 @ 11:16AMI DID fuck Whoopi, but I'd definitely choose Betty.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 9 2009 @ 11:37AMBetty, once, but she's too old now. And Whoopi would probably get me stoned first.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 9 2009 @ 11:38AMBetty has a certain hotness, though I'd definitely find it hotter if she adopted a sort of dumb Rose Nylan-y pose rather than a slutty Sue Ann Nivensy one. Fucking a moron is hotter than fucking a slut.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 9 2009 @ 11:38AMNeither! I'll take Barbara Walters and Rue McClanahan.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 9 2009 @ 12:03PMShare the bed with Betty White after we stuff our faces with cheesetake after hearing another St. Olaf story.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 9 2009 @ 2:12PMJesus, you don't make it easy Michael. This is some sick shit right here. I'd have to go with Whoopi, I guess, after quite a bit of brandy. Have you ever heard the term blind drunk? Maybe some smoke -- pfft! -- on top of that. Betty White, with all due respect is too -- and how does one say this without sounding douchebag? -- "fragile." A Golden Girl, to be sure, but Fragile.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 9 2009 @ 3:10PMI'm with CMG. Also , Whoopi is a bigtime farter. No thanks.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 9 2009 @ 4:09PMI'd fuck Whoopi and come in Betty White's face.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 9 2009 @ 4:47PMProbably neither would sleep with me cos I snore. And sing. And tell jokes.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 9 2009 @ 5:28PMMy fear is that Whoopi has a similar headress down below too! At least Betty's probably bald.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 9 2009 @ 11:17PMActually, I think I'd enjoy a roll with Whoops.
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 10 2009 @ 8:15AM
