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Joey Buttafuoco's Suing Mary Jo!

By Michael Musto, Tuesday, Aug. 11 2009 @ 8:36PM
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Musto says:

That's the whole item, folks. Apparently Joey is mad at Mary Jo's new book calling him a sociopath, so he's announcing that he's suing for damages and wants the book recalled. God, what a...you know.

Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 11 2009 @ 8:44PM
patches says:

Once again he has to get his way.

Didn't he try to tell Mary Jo for years that he wasn't involved with Amy? What a mess.

Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 11 2009 @ 8:51PM
yaya says:

JOEY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP VICTIMIZING YOUR EX WIE!

But I hope this helps her book.

Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 11 2009 @ 8:59PM
CMG says:

Greasy, skeezy, SOB who is morally bankrupt!

Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 11 2009 @ 11:27PM
Cha Cha Walters says:

Shouldn't he be too busy punching Chyna Doll in the face for money to be bothered with what the little people think of a star like him?

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 10:46AM
tina says:


2 assholes who've stretched there 15 minutes
way way past it's limits!!! at this point there is NOTHING/ZERO left about them that I want to hear about!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 11:13AM
franco says:

"...at this point there is NOTHING/ZERO left about them that I want to hear about!!!!!!!!!!!"
- wrote Tina.

Dear Tina and anybody else out there that is still interested, the asshole (buco di culo) is just being true to his name...let me translate BUTTAFUOCO.

Buttare: to throw, to cast, to blow down, to knock down
Fuoco: fire

So Joey in this instance is not only being a 'Fire thrower', let me also add these other choice Italian descriptions:

'cazzo'
prick, dickhead

'cazzata'
a worthless or useless thing

'coglione'
stupid idiot

'figlio di puttana'
sonofabitch

'budiulo'
idiot, stupid, asshole already mentioned (used mostly in Tuscany)

'merdoso'
crappy, shitty

'porco'
pig

I would like to credit 'The Alternative Italian Dictionary' for helping me vent out (sfogare, dare sfogo) what I detect a lot of you are also feeling.

CIAO!!!

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 12:42PM
frenchie says:

Thanks, Franco. That's gorgeous!

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 12:53PM
Katlynn says:

This is all ok but what about the fact that Joey's wife had to file a Restraining Order 3 yrs. long against his ex-wife, the fact that she forged a signature 48 hrs. after Joe was incarcerated to sell his own means of livelihood, his body shop, emptied his bank accounts with her children, harrassed his wife for additional monies, broke into her house and, well, need I go on. The Hag is jealous and obsessed with Joe. Poor uneducated, uncivilized, drunken pig !

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 3:03PM
franco says:

Mamma Mia Katlynn.

WHAT ALLEGATIONS!!!

I've never heard of them before BUT if they happen to be true, then by all means, one cannot argue with your conclusion that the Hag is 'brutta donna gelosa e ossessiva con Giuseppe'.

Povera porca alccolizzata, ignorante e incivile!!!

Hope this balances the equation out for you Amy...SORRY make that Katlynn.

CIAO!!!

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 9:47PM
Musto says:

By the way, guess who sent me the information about Joey suing Mary Jo? Mary Jo's publicist!

Posted On: Thursday, Aug. 13 2009 @ 2:27PM
franco says:

Ciao Michele,

while I'm on the "Italian for Beginners' bandwagon, I have a 'pet-peeve' to pick with you...your moniker.

As a Fellini fan, your reference to 'La Dolce Vita/The Sweet Life' is obvious.

'Vita - la vita' is feminine, while 'MUSTO' (not only in name) is masculine, so to be grammatically correct it should read 'Il Dolce Musto', or simply 'Dolce Musto'.

I know it's late in the game now for any changes BUT I just want it on record.

You know, based on photos I've seen of your perpetual impish (diavoletto) smile, I'll have to take it all back.

My sense is that you are familiar with the strict Italian grammar rules and your intentional 'gender bending' name choice was always meant as a 'nudge-nudge-wink-wink'.

Need I say more???

Posted On: Sunday, Aug. 16 2009 @ 12:22PM

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