LOL. Does it come in smaller sizes?

This could make people watching at the beach so much more interesting!!

Coming soon to a Dominican go-go bar near me soon!

Notice that the aged beached whale crying for attention in those hideous panties looks NOTHING like the model in the picture at the top.

Anyone else ever notice that attractive people never need to resort to this kind of shit to get attention?

Barf.

thweet thong of tumescence
the color selection is pathetic
no pinstripes or paisleys ?
a rear pouch for hemmoroids ?

Yeah- why the beached whale? where's the model with the six-pack? I'll take smaller on a model than big on a beached whale.

gives new meaning to "hang ten"

The guy in the main photo made me aroused and in need of the bathing suit on the beached whale!

Close, but no cigar. Looks like a hoax to me, and are my eyes failing me, or are all the pictures of the same guy in different colors of suits?

Honey, that dick ain't no hoax!!

Yea, these styles are comfortable and indeed flattering. I can't say enough great things about Fireboy. They make their product lines like they were custom fit.
Hot stuff!!!!

Da Teddy, your eyes are not deceiving you! That definitely appears to be the same, slightly paunchy, ickily-shaved man in different suits. In some shots he appears a bit sweaty or wet...ewwwwww!

"Hi, is that a sundial ... or are you just glad to see me?"

@woofydude, thank you so much for pointing me to that site. My friends and I are looking through, and it seems like each thing is more ... fascinating ... than the next.

They certainly know their audience!

Bob Dole should advertise these!!

I have GOT to get a pair of these for next year's Night Of The Senses in London

So WHERE do you go to get one of these?

koalaswim com

Dear God no! What idiocy is this?

1). How are these different than Speedos?
2). Downside: these make it easier to see the zucchini you've stuffed down your pants.

Hahaha.
Awesome.

How about the Eastern European well endowed guys? Do we get another size? Spandex won't stretch THAT much.

BIGGER TARGET TO KICK!!

whats it look like deflated? this oughta make viagra a necessity i would think.

And now you can tell who's definitely not Jewish..

So how does this miracle fabric react in cold water? Hmmmm?

and what on earth do these look like when you are NOT inflated - a used condom?

"If you experience an erection for more then 4 hours, please seek designer help"

Seriously - is there anything sillier-looking than a penis?

For better or worse, I am this Sheik of Shaftwear. At 64, a 6-pack is hard to come by. But my most important part works quite well, thank you. For more info on many suppliers of shaftwear and erect excursions in it, email me at kooltool@gmail.com. Mention "Swimwear for the Aroused." And if you're interested, you can view many more captioned photos of me in my gear at http://x02.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=ramrodrob
where I've downloaded 3 photo albums and posted a complete profile as "ramrodrob."

Keeping UP 'the HARD work'
(HotRod)Bobby aka Kooltool, RamRodRob, and Aardvark, advocate of Swimwear with a Snout ("Snoutfits")

Great...next we're gonna see one of these things in a Judd Apatow movie.

im going to start going to the beach more often

How convenient. If you forget your watch this garment also allows your body to act as a sundial!

mmmmmmmmm

hihihihihihihi

or you can put your watch in the 'pocket' when it is not otherwise occupied

I think this is great, being that women have barely worn any fabric covering their bodies for years. It's time to see the male equivalent, and of course, like any swimsuit, it always looks better on trim bodies. (don't look if it disgusts you)

it's about time!!

Too bad, the making of Borat is already compleated.. :P

Why didn't they use the other model on the top left?

omg that is so funny and good idea i would defintley go to the beach more often!!!!!

Oh my god!

lol @ hannah

Oh wow lets see,I thought the question,"does it come in smaller sizes was hilarious".My damn what will they think of next....too funny....

Gross, but interesting - but you'd think the fucking things wouldn't become transparent when wet.

And the "beached whale" looks inflated...

Who needs nude beaches when we have these?

LOL!!!! >:)

Any idea on an url that sells these? Found some similar but not this style exactly (don't like thongs much)...

YEAH!

Fuck yeah, im ordering one for me and one for my boyfriend Ed.

RM fame

Where can I order a pair of these?

That's very cool!

All i can say is WoW!!! I want him forget the rest of it.:)

Great post! This post has been linked to Funky Downtown - http://www.funkydowntown.com/2009/09/super-awesome-swimwear-to-show-off.html

Linked? They just stole the whole thing without any link or credit at all. Funky indeed.

Hi viv, I did have the link [Photos Credit] at the end of my post, you can check. If I don't appreciate the credit of this site, in fact I don't have to leave the message above.

Anyway, thanks for the message, I appreciate it.

Mars

HI I M A GUY I WANT TO SUCK ALL MEN THERE
AND RECEIVING SPERM IN FACE
LOL

I've been checking your blog for a while now, seems like everyday I learn something new :-) Thanks

well.. it's like I thought!

Wo Google mich den ganzen Tag hinfuehrt :) Interessante Homepage, ich werde nochmals kommen.

Who do you think is going to win this years superbowl? And what do you think the spread will be?

Anyone know where you can buy one of these suits?

thanks!