Swimwear For The Aroused (Not Safe For Office)
Supposedly you shouldn't swim after you eat--but thanks to new swimwear designs, you can do so after you've gotten hot and bothered! If you're the type that gets turned on by being around various pools and beaches (and lifeguards), then these are just the accommodating bathing suits for you and your manhood. You never need to be embarrassed by sporting wood in public again! Bruno must be gagging.
S. Rellandini
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LOL. Does it come in smaller sizes?
Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 4 2009 @ 12:18PMThis could make people watching at the beach so much more interesting!!
Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 4 2009 @ 12:18PMComing soon to a Dominican go-go bar near me soon!
Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 4 2009 @ 12:53PMNotice that the aged beached whale crying for attention in those hideous panties looks NOTHING like the model in the picture at the top.
Anyone else ever notice that attractive people never need to resort to this kind of shit to get attention?
Barf.
Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 4 2009 @ 1:01PMthweet thong of tumescence
the color selection is pathetic
no pinstripes or paisleys ?
a rear pouch for hemmoroids ?
Yeah- why the beached whale? where's the model with the six-pack? I'll take smaller on a model than big on a beached whale.
Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 4 2009 @ 2:56PMThe guy in the main photo made me aroused and in need of the bathing suit on the beached whale!
Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 4 2009 @ 3:38PMClose, but no cigar. Looks like a hoax to me, and are my eyes failing me, or are all the pictures of the same guy in different colors of suits?
Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 4 2009 @ 4:32PMYea, these styles are comfortable and indeed flattering. I can't say enough great things about Fireboy. They make their product lines like they were custom fit.
Hot stuff!!!!
Da Teddy, your eyes are not deceiving you! That definitely appears to be the same, slightly paunchy, ickily-shaved man in different suits. In some shots he appears a bit sweaty or wet...ewwwwww!
Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 5 2009 @ 12:57PM"Hi, is that a sundial ... or are you just glad to see me?"
Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 5 2009 @ 2:28PM@woofydude, thank you so much for pointing me to that site. My friends and I are looking through, and it seems like each thing is more ... fascinating ... than the next.
They certainly know their audience!
Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 5 2009 @ 3:02PMI have GOT to get a pair of these for next year's Night Of The Senses in London
Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 5 2009 @ 5:42PMSo WHERE do you go to get one of these?
Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 5 2009 @ 10:13PM1). How are these different than Speedos?
2). Downside: these make it easier to see the zucchini you've stuffed down your pants.
How about the Eastern European well endowed guys? Do we get another size? Spandex won't stretch THAT much.
Posted On: Thursday, Aug. 6 2009 @ 5:39PMwhats it look like deflated? this oughta make viagra a necessity i would think.
Posted On: Thursday, Aug. 6 2009 @ 7:04PMAnd now you can tell who's definitely not Jewish..
Posted On: Thursday, Aug. 6 2009 @ 8:04PMSo how does this miracle fabric react in cold water? Hmmmm?
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 7 2009 @ 2:10AMand what on earth do these look like when you are NOT inflated - a used condom?
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 7 2009 @ 12:11PM"If you experience an erection for more then 4 hours, please seek designer help"
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 7 2009 @ 11:16PMSeriously - is there anything sillier-looking than a penis?
Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 8 2009 @ 1:15PMFor better or worse, I am this Sheik of Shaftwear. At 64, a 6-pack is hard to come by. But my most important part works quite well, thank you. For more info on many suppliers of shaftwear and erect excursions in it, email me at kooltool@gmail.com. Mention "Swimwear for the Aroused." And if you're interested, you can view many more captioned photos of me in my gear at http://x02.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=ramrodrob
where I've downloaded 3 photo albums and posted a complete profile as "ramrodrob."
Keeping UP 'the HARD work'
(HotRod)Bobby aka Kooltool, RamRodRob, and Aardvark, advocate of Swimwear with a Snout ("Snoutfits")
Great...next we're gonna see one of these things in a Judd Apatow movie.
Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 8 2009 @ 7:13PMim going to start going to the beach more often
Posted On: Sunday, Aug. 9 2009 @ 1:04AMHow convenient. If you forget your watch this garment also allows your body to act as a sundial!
Posted On: Sunday, Aug. 9 2009 @ 4:09AMor you can put your watch in the 'pocket' when it is not otherwise occupied
Posted On: Monday, Aug. 10 2009 @ 11:26AMI think this is great, being that women have barely worn any fabric covering their bodies for years. It's time to see the male equivalent, and of course, like any swimsuit, it always looks better on trim bodies. (don't look if it disgusts you)
it's about time!!
Posted On: Monday, Aug. 10 2009 @ 8:02PMToo bad, the making of Borat is already compleated.. :P
Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 11 2009 @ 10:50AMWhy didn't they use the other model on the top left?
Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 11 2009 @ 8:59PMomg that is so funny and good idea i would defintley go to the beach more often!!!!!
Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 11 2009 @ 10:21PMOh wow lets see,I thought the question,"does it come in smaller sizes was hilarious".My damn what will they think of next....too funny....
Posted On: Thursday, Aug. 13 2009 @ 11:28AMGross, but interesting - but you'd think the fucking things wouldn't become transparent when wet.
And the "beached whale" looks inflated...
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 14 2009 @ 11:11AMWho needs nude beaches when we have these?
LOL!!!! >:)
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 14 2009 @ 11:14AMAny idea on an url that sells these? Found some similar but not this style exactly (don't like thongs much)...
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 14 2009 @ 2:53PMFuck yeah, im ordering one for me and one for my boyfriend Ed.
Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 26 2009 @ 1:18AMAll i can say is WoW!!! I want him forget the rest of it.:)
Posted On: Monday, Aug. 31 2009 @ 11:33PMGreat post! This post has been linked to Funky Downtown - http://www.funkydowntown.com/2009/09/super-awesome-swimwear-to-show-off.html
Posted On: Monday, Sep. 7 2009 @ 9:08AMLinked? They just stole the whole thing without any link or credit at all. Funky indeed.
Posted On: Monday, Sep. 7 2009 @ 10:00AMHi viv, I did have the link [Photos Credit] at the end of my post, you can check. If I don't appreciate the credit of this site, in fact I don't have to leave the message above.
Anyway, thanks for the message, I appreciate it.
Mars
Posted On: Tuesday, Sep. 8 2009 @ 9:35AM
