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By Michael Musto, Monday, Oct. 12 2009 @ 1:00PM
Comments (22)
Categories: Drugs, true crime

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I adore Bruce Vilanch and his sparkly mouth and have to express my condolences over having lost his assistant---to jail, that is.

According to the attached report, the assistant, Seth Apper--or Scott Adler, if you prefer his escort name--was busted not long ago for selling coke and sits behind bars without bail because this isn't the first time!

Enter gay porn agent Jason Curious...not to do conjugal visits, mind you, but to tell everyone to chillax and not be as negative about the whole situation as they always accused Seth/Scott of being.

Are you following me, porn whores? Is there a joke in here somewhere? If so, I need Vilanch to chime in and provide it. I'm sure he can do so even without an assistant.

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Comments (22)

vlad says:

Bruce should be in jail for those Oscar jokes he writes.

Posted On: Monday, Oct. 12 2009 @ 2:08PM
cookie cutter says:

I think a very important point is being overlooked here, and that is will there be cameras in the prison capturing this cutie getting butt raped?

Sincerely,
Cookie Cutter

Posted On: Monday, Oct. 12 2009 @ 4:23PM
nostradavid says:

an assistant with good conections is a great asset.
I hope Bruce doesn't lose his edge.

Posted On: Monday, Oct. 12 2009 @ 4:24PM
nostradavid says:

connections ...

Posted On: Monday, Oct. 12 2009 @ 4:25PM
gladys bump says:

Woof! That's one hot ex assistant! I wonder if he'll still turn tricks in jail.

Posted On: Monday, Oct. 12 2009 @ 5:00PM
Jonster says:

Bruce Vilanch's assistant. Hmmmm. I wonder what he ass ists him with, which reminds me of a hysterical typo I read once in a letter of representation from a law firm.

It must've been the secretary's last day. The letter quoted the firm's rates and the attorney wrote:

"From time to time, I may find it necessary to be assfisted by associates in my office."

I remember thinking, hey, whatever it takes.

Posted On: Monday, Oct. 12 2009 @ 8:47PM
JCraw says:

The fact that the two main gay escort boards used for hiring and for the reviewing of gay male escorts is sweeping this story under the rug - or trying to at least - speaks volumes about what goes on in this sector of gay culture.

Posted On: Monday, Oct. 12 2009 @ 8:52PM
RockHard says:

Poor, poor, Seth. Roasted by Musto maiming fame. I hear there are no flat irons in L.A. County jails. At least he's free from Vilanch's under-the-desk troll grip. Jail might be a welcome respite for the drug-dealing latke-shvitz. I hear the goyim there are hung and have necks.

PS MER uses the words "integrity and covenant." I've never laughed so hard and so loudly before.

Posted On: Monday, Oct. 12 2009 @ 11:03PM
JCraw says:

Daddy over at m4m forums has turned into the new Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. In the face of truth and fact he is unwilling to allow his members to even utter this story on his forums. Now he's even locking threads about purplekows! LOL

It really makes you wonder if it's out of fear or just plain ignorance.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 13 2009 @ 12:02AM
Porn Whore says:

"Enter gay porn agent Jason Curious...not to do conjugal visits, mind you, but to tell everyone to chillax and not be as negative about the whole situation as they always accused Seth/Scott of being.

Are you following me, porn whores?"

Nope. What kind of idiotic statement is that?

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 13 2009 @ 12:06AM
OnDaList-PlusOne says:

Who do we feel more sorry for: Bruce, cuz he lost Seth as his assistant? Or Seth, cuz he WAS the ASSistant?!

I read the funniest joke about this matter on another website:

Seth is now offering reduced escort rates. Unfortunately, you have to rob a bank or molest an altar boy- discounts for INCALLS only!

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 13 2009 @ 12:18AM
BOBBY TRENDY.tv says:

Oh no Seth was my work out friend at berris boot camp...He was always nice to me,,there must be a mix up
Bobby

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 13 2009 @ 1:16AM
Lucky says:

This is a story to make the Village Voice? A Hollywood assistant is arrested for drugs, and that's news? What a slow news day in the Big Apple.
And who is this Rock Hard guy fantasizing about jailhouse sex? Must be someone who doesn't often get laid!

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 13 2009 @ 1:37AM
RockHard says:

Lets not delude ourselves and think for a second that escort review sites know the meaning of integrity. Escorts exist to succor a fantasy and the same is true for escort review sites. Both Hooboy's newest owner and MER leave much to be desired but the scum always rises in the details. Daddy moved to shut down using Scott's legal name within minutes of it being published. The name "Seth Apper" lingered on MER for almost 12 hours. Clearly, no one is at the wheel at MER or they have a bullshit agenda. Most likely, both.

For men like me, a reputable escort is godsend, like a great doctor who knows how to improve the quality of your life. To get an escort to engage with potential customers on a review forum, the board must handle privacy issues with great care. If a board shows the slightest contempt for escorts, as MER did, escorts WILL NOT participate. Who wants to go to a gay party where there are no hot men? IMO, MER owed Scott Adler an immediate apology. That would have been the easiest way to put integrity on display. Now, it's too late. MER sucks.

Unfortunately, Scott Adler deserves all of the blame for his indiscretions. He played fast and loose with his legal name. If an escort has no respect for his privacy, you can't cry foul when no one else respects it either. But, at least Daddy (and his minions) chose to take the high road, this time.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 13 2009 @ 7:19AM
CMG says:

In other gay news: A blind item suggests that Ari Fleischer (who was celebrating his 10/13 birthday over the weekend) swings the other way. Kirby Dick did not even tough the surface apparently with the closet cases in DC.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 13 2009 @ 12:01PM
NY observer says:

"But, at least Daddy (and his minions) chose to take the high road, this time."

"The high road"? ... give me a break, please. Daddy is simply protecting his "pets". Double standards anyone? ... ;-)

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 13 2009 @ 12:21PM
Joe Kegan says:

Hey Bobby... I know him too!!! There must be a mix up!! He is an angel and would never do anything illegal! I have enjoyed his body mAny times at sex parties, but that's not ilegal. He never charged me... Got to go. Bye...

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 13 2009 @ 1:17PM
RockHard says:

There is no double standard when every escort is treated like a favorite. Furthermore, everyone knows by now that Scott Adler was Vilanch's pet. There weren't enough men willing to throw thousands of dollars at Adler, hence his need to start a more lucrative business.

Daddy's broke. He can't afford a pet, especially a pet who lives for Louis Vuitton. Daddy's (less expensive) pet lives in Seattle but seaboy receives the same forum treatment as any other escort. Giving each escort a very long leash, while protecting privacy issues, is the way to create a successful escort forum. There are many other reasons why Daddy's MC fails at success. Protecting escort privacy is not one of them.

Gotta love the two faces of MER, though. After a day of self-important "covenant" and "integrity" speeches, they suddenly perform an about-face and provide a thread entitled, "Scott Adler Arrested on Drug Charges," with a link to this gossip column. Apparently, the demented MER queens have confused Michael Musto with Helen Thomas. It must be the hair.

MER is so desperate for traffic they'll say anything to justify their blatant stupidity. They'll even start a new "contest" in hope of cashing in on any Adler feeding frenzy. Dick Wadd says it best: Pigs at the Trough (except that dumb porn-meister spelled it wrong).

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 13 2009 @ 1:28PM
La Grand Puta says:

CMG I only wish it was true. More fire to burn conservative asses.

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 15 2009 @ 4:04AM
David Ehrenstein says:

Thanks CMG. This explains who James D. Guckert was visiting on his trips to the White House

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 15 2009 @ 11:52AM
scottadlertrialsethapper.blogspot.com/ says:

Please visit this site for updated information. Seth was busted for other drugs like Ecstasy and not cocaine.

http://scottadlertrialsethapper.blogspot.com

Posted On: Saturday, Oct. 24 2009 @ 12:40PM
tdguru says:

I was an inmate with Seth/Scott for a few weeks (actually, I was the House-Mouse). Seth/Scott did not divulge the reason he was a guest of Lee Baca, but from what I have read here, it is not surprising. What I do find interesting is that Seth/Scott is in denial for the reason he is in MCJ. Also, his casual attitude towards a possible 5 year state prison term is quite frightening.

What I do find interesting is the lack of awareness, the shock, the awe, the 'he deserved it' attitude and all the cattiness that has been written here. The flippant remarks are quite mean, if not hateful. He 'may' have been a party favorite. He 'could' have been the candy man. He 'should' have known better. Only Seth/Scott knows what he was doing, what was offered for his time and body. Unless any of you have been in custody, or have done what Seth/Scott had to do to survive, collectively we should stop wagging our tounges until all the facts are known.

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 5:58PM

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